Sarah Palin Atonement Thread

“Oh, some our beach is better than your beach, eh?”

“What's the deal with Stratdude's mother-in-law?   You should know better than to post family pix here.

(it's like looking into the future, Mang!)”

“Amazing isn't it? We were told Palin would fade into anonymity after the election...LOL she seems like the Liberal's worst nightmare.

I am betting if the Lamestream Media would let her go back to being Governor she would fade...UNless....(LOL)”

“Nightmare???

Are you nuts?

She's the hottest!!”

“But she likes big guns XL, so you're outta the running.”

“LOL...almost like they are obsessed on her...”

“Gotta have some uh dat Laska Rascal!!”

“She was and is a liberals dream girl- all hair do and nothing to hold it up.”

“Sarah is sittin' on her assets.”

“This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.


THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Nancy Pelosi! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Nancy Pelosi or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women.

THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......

"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white? "”

“Black and White all the way. Keep snapping thoses photos until her body goes under then bobbs back up to the surface.”

“Did you say "boobs"??”

“Nancy? No she wouldn't have enough flotation.

Hey with all the crap made about "Sarah's outfits" why aren't we seeing the same crap about the excesses of MEEEshell O?”

“Sarah will finish Michael Jackson's tour for him.”

“Ha ha ha! So that's it!”

“HeHe ... moonbat moon walks.”

“Investigation into a massive Democratic fraud ring in Pennsylvania's legislature heats up as more than 100 subpoenas flutter through the air like a ticker-tape parade

Yep, Geo's right in the middle of it.
LMAO”

“Mention moonbats and one comes out of the woodwork.”

“How's Todd's plan for Alaska to secede from the US coming along?

Those people are crazier than #&%!$house rats.”

“Please find any source where Todd Palin expressed that plan. Oh, I know what you will post that he was a member of a group that some members had that wish. But post where he actually said that, if you can”

“They're definitely atone deaf.”

“Some members had that wish? Are you serious? Are you trying to improve your moonbat cred?

This is from the home page of the Alaskan Independence Party (kind of a suggestive name, don't you think?):

The Alaskan Independence Party can be summed up in just two words:

ALASKA FIRST!

Until we as Alaskans attain our Ultimate Goal, the AIP will continue to strive to make Alaska a better place to live with less government interference in our everyday lives.

The Alaskan Independence Party's goal is the vote we were entitled to in 1958, one choice from among the following four alternatives:

1) Remain a Territory.

2) Become a separate and Independent Nation.

3) Accept Commonwealth status.

4) Become a State.

The call for this vote is in furtherance of the dream of the Alaskan Independence Party's founding father, Joe Vogler, which was for Alaskans to achieve independence under a minimal government, fully responsive to the people, promoting a peaceful and lawful means of resolving differences.

”

“how do you know Todd wouldn't vote to be a State, or that he joined for the drinking parties, or to chase skirts? So where is Todd's quote where he says he wants that? That is what Tilt said.”

“Don't you hide your white sheets and not talk about belonging to these groups, eh?”

“Talkin' bout yo degeneration!”

“LOL the first president who would need a sign saying "My eyes are up there"”

“Isn't that Alaska's 7th trimester aborted governor, didn't envision her as a choicer.”

“Or, a sign saying " I wish they were brains".”

“what's she gonna do with that metre stick?”

“Translate it to inches, them millimeters can swim through her nets.”

“It's time for the poor little libbies to clean out their panties.”

“I hope she goes Independant and runs with Ron Paul”

“I voted for Ron in 1988, but no more. He's is still living in 1988, except the kids that do his tech stuff. The west is no longer wild Ron, grow up.”

“I hope she runs...away.”

“He's is still living in 1988 - salebored

You mean 1888, when his neoisolationist fantasies might actually be a tenable geopolitical posture for the US.”

“Oh my!
Dork is going to have another hissy fit because you posted a cartoon! LOL”

“SO Lusho if they media hired a helicopter to spy on the PrezBO vacation...thats cool?”

“And the walls keep crumbling down. Looks like the Repigs have umm, NO ONE, to run for 2012. Can't believe people supported her. Well, then again, we're talking about the mushbrains who voted TWICE for Dumbya, so...

NEW YORK, N.Y.—Levi Johnston tells editors at Vanity Fair about the off-camera life of the woman who almost became vice president, revealing that the Palin family’s home life was very different from what was presented in the mainstream media. “Even before she was nominated,” Johnston writes, “there wasn’t much parenting in that house. Sarah doesn’t cook, Todd doesn’t cook—the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school. Most of the time Bristol would help her youngest sister with her homework, and I’d barbecue chicken or steak on the grill.”

According to Johnston, Palin rarely attended her son Track’s hockey games, and she often complained about her job as governor, saying it was “too hard.” She often fought with her husband, Todd, who slept in a separate room during the Republican National Convention. And, says Johnston, “there was a lot of talk of divorce in that house … times when Sarah and Todd would mention it and sound pretty serious.”

Johnston also reveals that Sarah asked Bristol and him to keep Bristol’s pregnancy a secret. “She told me that once Bristol had the baby she and Todd would adopt him. That way, she said, Bristol and I didn’t have to worry about anything,” Johnston writes. “Sarah kept mentioning this plan. She was nagging—she wouldn’t give up. She would say, ‘So, are you gonna let me adopt him?’ We both kept telling her we were definitely not going to let her adopt the baby. I think Sarah wanted to make Bristol look good, and she didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.”

When Sarah came back to Alaska following the election, Johnston writes, “Sarah was sad for a while. She walked around the house pouting,” and “a week or two after she got back she started talking about how nice it would be to quit and write a book or do a show and make ‘triple the money.’” According to Johnston, “She would blatantly say, ‘I want to just take this money and quit being governor.’ She started to say it frequently, but she didn’t know how to do it. When she came home from work, it seemed like she was more and more stressed out.”

Initially Sarah said the campaign had been a great experience, until she began to hear McCain’s people accusing her of being the reason they lost, Johnston writes. She decided to retaliate, and would say things like “I brought everything to the table” and “The majority of people were out there voting because of me!” According to Johnston, “She definitely thought she was running for president.”

The October issue of Vanity Fair hits newsstands in New York and Los Angeles on September 2 and nationally on September 8.”

“*snicker*
moonbats and their silly 'sources'”

“So..........isn't he (Levi Johnston) the teenage hockey player who knocked up the daughter?”

“Yeah, so you know he's a good 'source'. LMAO”

“Yeah, for beng the dimwitted non-threat that she is some people sure can't stop talking about her. I find that rather odd.”