Hiker's Playtime Lounge

“I'm an astronaut. I'm in space.

weeeeeeee!!!!!

Oh, there's a space monster! Bang bang!!

Yah! I got 'em!



Somebody pass me a martini.”

“Where's the dart-board?”

“*leans head in door*

hey bill, you went one door to many and missed us, come on back!”

“*slams door*”

“burp”

“Why does Sarge always get to wear the dunce cap???”

“I'm slapping the gorilla while sitting @ the beach drinking a Zema eaticg a cheese wit.”

“Hi. I'm the space monster. Grrrrr! You missed me because I was wearing Class III Space Armor.”

“Grrrrrrr!”

“ooga booga booga”

“Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo”

“sorry but I like to hang my hat at sacco's place down the block.


but hey good luck!”

“*listening to giant sucking sound over DORKs head)”