Thanksgiving on the AFT

“Pennsy, its all DORK's fault... she started the mess..

'rusted12ozHorlachercan”

“I noticed Pennsy still didnt sign up.

Come on girls - do some more Pennsy flirting !”

“If Pennsy goes, I will pack in a homemade blend of Pinot Noir and Champagne and Jameson.

Fart Sack
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“Ah...yeah...um..that should do it alright.

15,000lbrotarylift”

“CP..

I think he's making fun of my offer of Crown if he shows up..

Is anyone bring the TandT?

''bladderbag”

“actually, I have been known to blend wines together.


iceteaspoon”

“my drinks are usually blended in my stomach...

'ironlung”

“You dont want one of Rob's wine blends. Its not natural.
I may bring another flask of the honey wild turkey. You guys had some at Masten. It was one of the flasks being past around. Goes good in warm drinks.

55galdrumofwashersolvent (I just bought one)”

“Pennsy must go. I'll be drinking tequila. Someone will have to pour me into my tent at a reasonable hour.

'lacecoverlet”

“Crazypace, I was telling a bunch of hikers last weekend about that stuff... It was awesome!!!!!!!!

'32oz”

“My dearest Pennsypoo:

Not a single day has gone by since our evening in Manhattan that I have not had you on my mind. Five years is much too long darlin�. But we have a chance to make up for some of that lost time on the AFT trip!

Imagine how wonderful it will be to have someone fetch and filter your water, carry your booze, cook your dinner, set up your tent, fluff your sleeping bag, shield you from the raindrops, and stoke your fire all night long. That�s right, that nutcase CrazyPace has volunteered his time and skills to do these things for you and make this a weekend we will never forget.

So what do you say Snookums? Are you going to join us? You and I both know you want to.

All my never ending love,

Creeky”

“Crazy as it may sound, it goes well with hot chocolate! We tried it in the daks and liked it.
http://www.drinkhacker.com/2008/08/02/review-wild-turkey-american-honey-liqueur/

Inkwell”

“LOL... Dat's funny CD !!!

Its sounds gay. But still funny.

3.2ozKYbottle (keeping with Creek's theme)”

“not that there's anything wrong with that

5 oz warming astroglide bottle”

“Daaaym CD. You're good.

'curiocabinet”

“psssst spindle, do you think he'll buy it?

dancinwithmyself”

“dunno, but having CP fluff his sleeping bag and stoke his fire all night should be hard for him to resist. I've seen the way they look at each other...

'candelabra”

“..uh... do I need to be afraid.. I realize that I am not as hot as Pennsy, but I will more then likely be sharing a tent with Crazypace on Mount Rainier...

OMG.. With my luck it will be a clear moonlit night, and Mount Rainier may not be the only thing that CP wants to..... (Oh never mind)

"cork”

“First - where the hell are you getting all of these strange names ?? candelbra ?? curiocabinet ??

Second - I dont have a second. But soon I will ! an-den you'll see !!”

“This thread has turned gay. It is unlikely that it will recover. Therefore it must be destroyed under the laws of all things not gay.

Jmitch will issue all the legal ramifications in regards to this thread. There will be arrests and prosecution.

32yrsinjail”

“From the rather shallow, unimaginative nooks and crannies of my tiny little mind.

an-den, lemme know when you're ready with that "second".

'wiresnips”

“LOL, you peeps are fuuuuu-nnnnny!”

“....and the sad thing is we still have 2 weeks until the actual trip (I had to go back 275 posts just to figure out what trip we were talking about)..

'canningjar”

“So here�s the deal on the whacky sigs you asked about. You see, we�ve been having an ongoing issue with 32oz that�s driving us all batty. He ends his posts with 32oz, even though the system automatically tells the reader who made the post. DUH! We don�t know why he does this. We�ve never seen this on TT before and quite honestly, we are perplexed as to how to help him with this weird habit so that things can get back to abnormal around here.

What has us all even more astonished is that his habit has now morphed into something worse. A couple of days ago he started signing his posts with various units of measure of alcohol, then he moved on to any liquid carrying vessel, and things just went down hill from there when some of us started to take on his habit. Yes, it�s catching. This needs to end.

So what is the solution? Well, we have planned to do an intervention on 32oz during the AFT trip. Whatever you do, don't say a word to him.

Here�s the plan: On Friday night, after plying him with his own Crown Royal, we will tie him up with tent guy lines, shine our headlamps into his eyes, and force him to change his ways. If you care about any of us, please come and help.

dancearoundthemaypole”

“mmmm rope. I like where this is going.

'washablemarker”

“Why is jmitch persecuting the gay?

Oh yeah, we're in Pennsyltucky.

red rubber ball gag”

“who here listens to Cold Play?”

“Earthnsky

Please stay on topic..

'ironmaiden”

“I like Cold Play.

'electricjockstrap”

“...as for my 'unique' sign off.. It started as a joke on another site I was on.. I won't divulge my name as I was using a troll, BUT for a reason that elludes me now, i would sign off all of my posts with my name sandwhiched around a run on sentence: ie:

'32ozi'mreallysaneitstheotherguysinmyheadthataren'tgatorade

Anyway, next thing you know other posters where doing it...

So when I got on board here, I just kept it up..

Besides, by doing so, I allow you to see who is posting without having to look to the right all of the time..

'32ozyouallshouldbethankingmegatorade
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“I like wanderingfool........

'meanderingmudpuddle”

“If the Gatorade sponsorship doesn't come through soon.. I may go back to it..

'32ozneewanderingfoolgatorade”

“This intervention is going to be more difficult than I originally thought.


youmakemefeellikedancin'”

“Cold play ?
Disturbed, saliva, drowingpool!!
Cant work out to Cold play. That would be....dare I say....gay?

longlivehradrock”

“What's with all the dancing, CD?

Gotta go or just gotta dance?

'Iain'tgotnuttinbuttheblues”

“Creeky - it was starting to sound enticing until you brought Crazy Pace into the picture. It suddenly turned Creepy, Creeky.

�Pennsy must go. I'll be drinking tequila. Someone will have to pour me into my tent at a reasonable hour."
spindlette

Now THAT, my friends, could seal the deal.

morningwood”

“See. Told you the girls could do it.”

“Well, my authoritay has limits, and this thread has taken a life of its own and cannot be destroyed. We must be tolerant of both gay, and straight, posts.

And if the ladies are going to grope Pennsy's a$$, I expect the same treatment.

This is an equal opportunity trip.

'bouncyball'”

“Spoken like a true lawyer!!”

“typical non-commital lack of leadership
hrmph

s p a c i n g p l e a s e”

“The radio sucks at my gym and the radio is playing all this crap rock. I like NIN, Korn, Tool, Chevelle, more Tool, some Breaking Benjamin, that new Metallica song is good.

And bluegrass.


"8track"”

“There is no spacing with silly names !! We dont need no stinking spacing !!


32spaces”

“Jmitch is fair game now?

WHOOT!!

'lavalamp”

“He seems like a good sport!

'doubleDmaglite”

“Is NG criticizing the almighty "Trip Organizer"? Such insubordination cannot be tolerated.


'offwithyourhead'

'letthemeatcake'”

“My head is NOT detachable. Y'all can try to take it, but in a tussle I guarantee distribution of at least three lifelong disabilities. With the relatively small size of this group the odds are pretty good that you will be one of the recipients.

redhotpokerandbobbitknife”

“"The radio sucks at my gym and the radio is playing all this crap rock. I like NIN, Korn, Tool, Chevelle, more Tool, some Breaking Benjamin, that new Metallica song is good.

And bluegrass."8track"” ~ jmitch"

Will you marry me?

'goingwiththeflow'”

“A in CO wedding? Please??

'aintwearinganyfuglybridesmaiddresses”

“Every head is detachable.

'dullbutterknife'”

“MsD,

Yes, but only if the reception has kegs.

'weyerbacherisyummy'”