Random Dialogue on Turner Classics

“
    The Gypsy Girls are ready for your inspection, Sire!

”

“another gay display”

“youre the expert”

“You can inspect the gypsy Boys, dickweed.        ROF”

“Somebody got smoked.”

“I know what you're thinking, punk...you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' Well do ya, punk?”

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    < ARGH >

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“

We're under a lot of pressure, you know, and you put us there. Nothing's riding on this except the First Amendment to the Constitution, freedom of the press, and maybe the future of the country. Not that any of that matters, but if you guys #&%!$ up again, I'm going to get mad.


”

“

A 'clinging brunette' Mr. Myers?


”

“

By the power vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II,  I now
pronounce you man and wife.  Proceed with the execution!


”

“
Asa nisi masa!   Asa nisi masa!   Asa nisi masa!

the Children
8½ (1963)

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