Group Therapy

“Ok, I'm sensing some frustration and some hurt feelings from those on the right following Obama's election victory.

As America has now been confirmed as a Liberal country, I'm suggesting we hold a group therapy discussion where you can express your feelings of frustration, concern and alienation.

We can then share the pain you feel and the healing process can begin.

We'll finish off with a nice group hug, and I've brought along a Robust Chardonay for us to enjoy afterwards, as we play the guitar and sing 'We shall overcome' together.

So go ahead, share your concerns with the group.
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“well doc, I have issues with roseymonster.
he seems to think he should go around wearing tight leather pants and I am not sure how I feel about that.

any thoughts?”

“I have opened up Sacco's Lounge so we can sit around and watch what happens here.”

“Comrade Obama will henceforth decide that leather pants are compulsory for all men to wear for one day a week - he just hasn't decided if this will be on Wednesdays or Fridays.

He will make this desision with Comrades Reid and Pelosi sometime before January 20.
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“Are those spacepants? Because your ass looks outta this world!

Hey, are those mirror pants? Because I sure can see myself in them!”

“Are those spacepants? Because your ass looks outta this world!

Hey, are those mirror pants? Because I sure can see myself in them!�
roseymonster
8:54:27 AM
11/05/08




see doc, this is what we have to deal with.

go take care of this fruit cake!”

“Personally I'm more concerned about Strat ....... has anyone seen him since about 11 last night ..... I think we may need to hold an intervention!”

“See? You guys can do it! Now if you work on being happy when you don't get your way, you'll be okay.”

“F YOU! :)

There is no f'in frustration around here you freakin butt nuggets!
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“butt nuggets?

*raises hand*

can I please go to another group?”

“�Personally I'm more concerned about Strat ....... has anyone seen him since about 11 last night ..... I think we may need to hold an intervention!�
Y2
8:58:01 AM
11/05/08

Isn't he in Missouri? Not sure if they have declared a winner yet here. If Obama wins here, we may never hear from him.”

“NonC - come on now - your among friends - why don't you get to the bottom of the irrational hatred to pour out at liberals every day.

Given time and effort we may be able to develop insight and you could possible develop some views and actually stand for something rather than just disliking people.

It may take a while, but we have eight years.”

“Fruitcake?

I always wondered.....� � What are those little Green Things?”

“(geeee, � I hope they're not Butt Nuggets.....)”

“LOL! I don't hate anybody--is that you projecting again? It won't take a very long search here (or anywhere else) to find where the irrational hatred comes from. It's good to see you guys so happy for a change. Doesn't it feel good to finally relax?


8 years......America has now been confirmed as a Liberal country.....See? You even have a sense of humor too!”

“I am! I am really happy!”

“Come on NonC - you're on here all the time whining about liberals this and that, what hypocrites they all are. You know you'll never grow as a person until you face up to reality.

Pretending really isn't the answer.”

“But posting here is a good first step - just hang out and watch until you feel comfortable, no pressure.”

“can I bring my ammo in here?”

“Only love guns are allowed.”

“dang, they've already taking away our rifles. At least we still have our handguns for the time being”

“...liberals this and that, what hypocrites they all are....

That's not anger dude, that's amusement! And since they will never change, I've still got tons of material to work with! Win-win for me.

I could be a tough reform for you, but don't stop trying on my account.”

“But seriously, it's nice to see you happy for a change.”

“Only love guns are allowed.�
roseymonster
9:31:39 AM
11/05/08



dare i ask, what is a love gun?”

“It is going to be a tough reform isn't it. Zero self-awareness could be a problem.

Luckily there are so many identical case studies out there in the conservative herd.”

“I really love you baby
I love what youve got
Lets get together, we can
Get hot
No more tomorrow, baby
Time is today
Girl, I can make you feel
Okay
No place for hidin baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun

You cant forget me baby
Dont try to lie
Youll never leave me, mama
So dont try
Ill be a gambler, baby
Lay down the bet
We get together, mama
Youll sweat

No place for hidin baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, love gun

Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love)”

“Anyhow - see if you can bring some of your friends with you NonC - there's a lot of healing to be done.”

“"......to find where the irrational hatred comes from."

That's easy, Dennis Miller and Bill O'Reilly.

"dare i ask, what is a love gun?"
D.O.R.K.

Hmmmm......ask the big ape.”

“You pull the trigger of my
Love gun,



nuff said...”

“Zero self awareness.....yep, that's probably it. I'm a hopeless case.


I think my friends are out working but whenever you need that healing you just give a call.”

“Hurry---looks like MarkO needs some, lol.”

“Thanks for the entertainment, NC.”

“Speaking of entertainment.....okay, I can't pass this up. (curse my curiousity!) I know the way you guys view O'Reilly, but Dennis Miller now too?? This I gotta hear.......okay, where's the "irrational hatred" from Dennis Miller?
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“You should have seen Miller a few nights ago on Bill's show.

It was like tag team mental illness with an unhealthy dose of anger and racism lite for good measure.”

“You're wasting your time Y2. They're all headed to Canada. Don't know what they'll do when the custom folks confiscate their arsenals and they find they're getting into socialized health care, but it should be fun.”

“I am heading to Canada...I assure you it's just to visit family”

“Okay, so no example?

Or is this going to be another example of "irrational hatred" when it comes from someone you disagree with but not from those you DO agree with?”

“wait you can't have Group Therapy without a doctor..


who is it then?
or do we get to vote for one?”

“I was a doctor for Halloween! (raises hand)”

“prove it and then you can be our TT doctor”

“I was a doctor for Halloween! (raises hand)”

........with a freakin' ax in hand.”

“no, its the left and chicken#&%!$ pacifist who don't want to fight who run to canada. Any decent conservative is heading south to the islands.”

“This group doesn't need a proctologist, Non. And I've heard you don't like to use KY anyway.”

“See! Hyway really isn't a backpacker! Everyone knows the Canadian Rockies kick ass.”

“when did I ever claim to be a backpacker?”

“Pish! As if. LOL! My personal happiness is not dependent upon who the leader of the country is Y2 or weather they have the same views as me. I survived the Clinton years. I have prospered and excelled through the Bush years. Barry Obama doesn't scare me one bit.”

“Were you on the skids during the Clinton Years?”

“They weren't easy years.”

“no but he left Bush some money . What is bush leaving?”

“"They weren't easy years."



Peace and prosperity can be tough on those who thrive on negativity.”