The adoration of the Obamessiah

“Why is the Secret Service to double security on Michelle Obama, immediately after the inauguration?

If something happened to her, then Barack H. would be in charge.”

“Zogby Poll

512 Obama Voters 11/13/08-11/15/08 MOE +/- 4.4 points

97.1% High School Graduate or higher, 55% College Graduates

Results to 12 simple Multiple Choice Questions

57.4% could NOT correctly say which party controls congress (50/50 shot just by guessing)

71.8% could NOT correctly say Joe Biden quit a previous campaign because of plagiarism (25% chance by guessing)

82.6% could NOT correctly say that Barack Obama won his first election by getting opponents kicked off the ballot (25% chance by guessing)

88.4% could NOT correctly say that Obama said his policies would likely bankrupt the coal industry and make energy rates skyrocket (25% chance by guessing)

56.1% could NOT correctly say Obama started his political career at the home of two former members of the Weather Underground (25% chance by guessing).

And yet.....

Only 13.7% failed to identify Sarah Palin as the person on which their party spent $150,000 in clothes

Only 6.2% failed to identify Palin as the one with a pregnant teenage daughter

And 86.9 % thought that Palin said that she could see Russia from her "house," even though that was Tina Fey who said that!!

Only 2.4% got at least 11 correct.

Only .5% got all of them correct. (And we "gave" one answer that was technically not Palin, but actually Tina Fey)”

“What will the band play at Obama's inauguration?

Inhale to the chief.”

“Don't pout. � It's unseemly.

Jeeez, what a bunch of bedwetters, LMAO”

“Why will there be two presidential limousines for the inauguration?

So Hillary won't know which one he's in.
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“Call your mom to change the sheets.....”

“What is the difference between Barack H. Obama and Jimmy Carter?

Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to ruin the economy.”

“Obama brings change to Washington by stocking his cabinet with lifelong Washington insiders.

http://fe7.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com/news/us/story/cq/20081124/pl_cq_politics/politics2990448

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“Well, someone's gonna have to keep Bill occupied so Hillary can make some international HEADway...”

“Until now, Lewinsky was one of the few high-profile figures from the Clinton Presidency who had not been recruited for the incoming Obama team. Mr. Clinton's brother Roger is another, though on Friday there were rumors he would be named ambassador to Spain.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20081123/cm_huffpost/145788?m”

“I heard the Obama loyalists are leaking about how they think Hill's appointment is a huge mistake. Could it be they finally see that Barry is a human and not divine?”

“Time for the rubber sheets.”

““I heard the Obama loyalists are leaking about how they think Hill's appointment is a huge mistake. Could it be they finally see that Barry is a human and not divine?”

Leaking?

If you equivocate shouting with leaking, then yes... you're right.

I don't like Hillary... I endeavored to make sure she wasn't the Dem nominee... I have said from the first time I heard she was being considered for SoS that I didn't want her in that position.

...and I'm not alone on this... there are quite a few of us who have a similar view of this and have been pretty vocal about it.

There are some other things we don't agree with, too... (Lieberman... Obama's current Universal Healthcare ideas (although those are still in flux, maybe they'll improve)... for example)... and I'm sure there will be other things along the way...”

“The next four years could be fun watching the not-so-loyal opposition wail and gnash their teeth.

Maybe that will be a boon to the dental and rubber room businesses.”

“They'll piss and moan to high heaven as the country recovers from the Republican mess.

It'll take a while though..... You guys really outdid yourselves this time.”

“its already recovering”

“At least with Bush et al. crawling back under their rocks the recovery can begin soon,

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“The Rock People !!”

“Rock on! I'll take Hill as Sec of State. She knows he way around the world, is actually respected by foreign dignitaries and while divisive amongst some dems and a lot of repubs, she'll work hard and get the job done. It can only go up from the bottom the American people were left with.”

“*Mounds*”

“Butterfinger?”

“Hatin's a 24/7 job with that Stovie guy, isn't it?”

“Almond Joy”

“Somebody is bored and needs a job, Nimblefoot.”

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There's a reason that KKK members and redneck racist bigots all vote republican.
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“Nice picture, Kleetn.”

“Deborah Nolan,
University Librarian dnolan@towson.edu”

“Hee haw! Someone's pissed now that ya done posted pitchers outta his family album.
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“*waves*

[Big Grin]
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“Why does Stovie hate America?”

“There goes MarkO again. Going for the racist slant. And he calls others douche?”

“Personally I am very impressed with Obama so far. No, he didn't give us the bi-partisan cabinet he said he'd assemble but he is carrying himself very well.”