The adoration of the Obamessiah

“y-e-s w-e k-n-o-w”

“l-o-l”

“Seventy-one percent of voters are angry about the federal government.
Conservatives are mad that it is too big and spends too much,
liberals that the flying unicorn has not delivered their free ice cream yet”

“I didnt know you were an artist, HPD....very nice work!”

“Lacey made that. I can't take credit for such awesome skillz.”

“LOL...its over the big question is " will he make it through the next primary season?"”

“Just heard the Bamster is down to something like 21% approval on Afghanistan....LOL even the Germans think he is a fraud.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,664753,00.html
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“His puppet strings got wet and stretched a bit with his new truth.”

“Germans hate President Obama? Achtung! That changes everything!”

“Who doesn't think he and his policies are a fraud? Other than the few TTers on here hanging on to their Democratic Member for Life cards.”

“Groovy rhetorical question, HPD. Very neutral, also. Are you being considered for a diplomatic position in the Obama government?”

“Does that blanket statement make you feel cozy, HPD?”

“I actually patterned that off of stuff I've heard on here many times. I even thought of how strange it felt to post something that you guys normally post. Funny how you noticed it.”

“Which `tician` is notah fraud ask the baredsole? The unemployed ones, eh?
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“LOL...HPD..you are right, they can dish it out but they can_t take it.

Hey Rosey do us a favor and reach down in your pants, find your twinsand try and repost.”

“Although still considered popular, for sure his policies and performance is not. Also, as polarizing as he has become, any decisions or agenda pushes will only continue to cause opinions to sink. Unless he displays some leadership very soon, he will solidify himself as radioactive among anyone up for election.”

“will only continue to cause opinions to sink

And Obama is preparing for this, ordering a massive troop increase to prepare for civil war in the US.”

“Yes, but look at the details. Talked with a bird COL yesterday about it. His thoughts were its a political CF. How do you expect us in 18 months to get 30K of our boys on the ground in a county that we are forced to fly into? Logistically possible? Yes but it all about the pony show. I think most of the public has figured out were either not planning to fight and use the 30K as moving men or were gonna fight like hell for the next 10 years due to the "unforeseeable circumstances" being beyond what we thought. Either way its misleading. Good job to send them but give them an opportunity to win!
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“George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.



When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so it is a local call."”

“Is that Putin and Palin or Pulin and Patin.”

“This is so hilarious, the PrezBO is watching his numbers drop worse than any previous President. He desperately needs to tie his name to the Health Care Debacle, Climategate, and some other losing idea.”

“Even Gallup is showing THEONE is now in a worse position than ANY...get that ANY President in previous recent history.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/124610/Brief-Uptick-Obama-Approval-Slips.aspx”

“But he's done SO much for the country already!


... which country?”

“Obama is the shepherd I did not want.

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,

I shall fear no hunger for his bailouts are with me.

He has anointed my income with taxes,

My expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,

And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

I am glad I am American,

I am glad that I am free.

But I wish I was a dog…

And Obama was a tree.”

“I've gotta get me one of these:


Workers make finishing touch on the bronze statue of young U.S. President Barack Obama at a park in
Jakarta, Indonesia, Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2009. The statue of President Obama as a 10-year-old wearing
shorts and a T-shirt has been erected in the park to inspire children in the country where he lived as a boy,
officials said Wednesday. (AP Photo/Dita Alangkara)”

“This needs to be merged with the bigot thread.”

“In 60 Minutes interview, Obama says breaking his campaign promises on war in Afghanistan was the toughest of all the campaign promises he's broken”

“How does he remember them all?”

“Kinda Like SLick...promises come with a 30/30 guarantee...thirty seconds or thirty steps from the podium, which ever comes first.”

“I enjoyed watching the president and first lady being interviewed by Oprah.”

“Yeah kinda like watching a military Junta interview their LEADER after a mercilous slaughter of civilians.”

“I'm guessing you didn't score very well on the analogy section of the SAT.”

“Perhaps it has something to do with XL's homicidal fantasies.”

“Good Lord...SAT that was like 30 years ago for me. UM I did max the GRE to get into Grad School....”

“What kind of SAT score did cooking school require?
*snicker*”

“*snicker*

I didn't go to cooking school.

*snicker*”

“OOPS. sorry, Quickie Burger doesn't require that level of training?”

“Sure, I was cook...about 20 years ago...”

“I'm (Spartacus) a Cook!!”

“I meant in a paid environ. Now I just do it for pleashuh.”

“YEah we've heard about your cole slaw.”

“In a show of force against former axis of evil, Obama writes North Korea a scathing letter. Which raises the question.. how does one bow in a letter?”

“It started with

Dearest Leader, this letter is salty because it is peppered with the tears of my apologies. Please understand that I wish so sincerely to apologize for all the injustices we forced North Korea to perform.”

“Another failed speech...PrezBO is dropping like a ruptured duck. I watched the Joke...it was a bunch of sentimental crap rolled into one whine.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/dec/18/obama-speech-copenhagen”