The adoration of the Obamessiah

“dang kleet, I think that's my neighbor!”

“I think it's your neighbors neighbors husband.”

“File this one under “Deluded Expectations.” During MSNBC’s coverage of the terrorist attacks in Mumbai, India, on Thursday, daytime anchor Alex Witt seemed frustrated that the election of Barack Obama 23 days earlier — and the accompanying “global outpouring of affection, respect, hope” — had not caused an end to terrorist violence.”

“LOL

and so it starts

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/30/AR2008113002217_pf.html

Pentagon to Detail Troops to Bolster Domestic Security

By Spencer S. Hsu and Ann Scott Tyson
Washington Post Staff Writers
Monday, December 1, 2008; A01



The U.S. military expects to have 20,000 uniformed troops inside the United States by 2011 trained to help state and local officials respond to a nuclear terrorist attack or other domestic catastrophe, according to Pentagon officials.

The long-planned shift in the Defense Department's role in homeland security was recently ”

“After cheerleading Obama all year, CNN/MSM now warns we barely know him

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/27/mann.ct.obama.hero/”

“yeah, there is a lot of "what i want him to be" and not a lot of what he really is. time will tell. it's the kind of thing you can't fake... for very long.”

“That guy before him is still faking it, for almost eight years.”

“No, Stovie's buddy Shrub done did it. Lucky guy, you just get to clean up the mess.”

“Okay within one year we will see Hillary going to (insert name of country) and within 60 days of her visit (either side) CGI (Clinton Global -Bill's front company) will get a donation from either a) the nation her Thighness visited, or b) a group of immigrants earning no money a year but able to give multi thousands or even millions. It will happen, the media will ignore it.

Seeing the progress in the new administration will be like watching a fire sale of our nation.”

“In a way I'm kind of glad the democrats control everything. This way we don't have to hear them blame Bush for four years. They have the control to do whatever they like.

Pardon my while I fiddle while Rome burns.”

“LOL...you really think that will happen. Lets see Shrub was responsible for 9/11 even though (and this is a stretch) he had technically been in office less than 9 months (without the charachteristic time period to prepare like B.O has had). Additionally as these clowns here will not admit to, the outgoing administration gave but 3 references to the growing islamic threat.
B.O. on the other hand will be able to hit the ground with full briefings, table top exercises and 143 days of experience in the Senate....(LOL)

I am betting the North East gets the first "loving peace agreement" and I am betting I won't care.”

“You betchyoself!!”

“Lets see Shrub was responsible for 9/11 even though (and this is a stretch) he had technically been in office less than 9 months (without the charachteristic time period to prepare like B.O has had).

There must be eddies in the space/time continuum. At least lil Bush was actually in office...Obama's at fault for the economy being in the toilet even though we've been in a recession for a year and he doesn't take office for two months.

Additionally as these clowns here will not admit to, the outgoing administration gave but 3 references to the growing islamic threat.

I'm sure four references would have made quite a difference. 'Spose lil Bush woulda read My Pet Goat faster?

B.O. on the other hand will be able to hit the ground with full briefings, table top exercises and 143 days of experience in the Senate....(LOL)

Full briefings from the policy genius lil Bush team? Wow, that's like getting bicycle-riding lessons from a fish.”

“B.O. on the other hand will be able to hit the ground with full briefings,

Bush had a lot of information and briefings specifically citing OBL.”

“On Jan 20,09
whether the weather be bad or fine

Our libbies will stand in line

And watch as BHO

Places his hand on a bible or koran

And in a short moment it will be done

The fastest violation of Article 2 Sect 1

So kleet and Marko and Tilt

will wet themselves and literally wilt

Protecting with life and limb

a man who lied to win.”

“Full briefings from the policy genius lil Bush team? Wow, that's like getting bicycle-riding lessons from a fish.�
kleetn

I guess that explains why Bumbleya can't stay up on bikes or Segways.”

“Pancho Villa got no class
He pisses and moans and brays like an ass”

“whilst spewing poetry

trite and crass.”

“wishing I were fishing

for a big fuggin' bass.”

“bend over again
he said to the lass.”

“hast thou holey, worn-out shoes?

Buster, I ain't got nuttin' but duh blues”

“this outhouse is cold

with it's the seat of brass”

“Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the ivy twines,
Tell me what makes skies so blue,
And I'll tell you why I love you.

Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine,
Tropisms make the ivy twine,
The Tyndall effect makes the skies so blue,
Testicular hormones are why I love you.”

“That was definitely unprovoked!”

“
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“
Everybody Tells Me Everything
by Ogden Nash

I find it very difficult to enthuse
Over the current news.
Just when you think that at least the outlook is so black that it can grow no blacker, it worsens,
And that is why I do not like the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

”

“The Consitution prohibits an increase in pay during a serving "elected" official's term. As for Her Thighness, the Sec State (LOL for her skill at accepting flowers at the bottom of stairways) will be a step up. But BO will dodge the requirement by relying on his hero (RM Nixon)...(LOL) oh the irony.”

“LOL

They be a whinin' in Georgia
Cause Saxby pulled a win
Ludricras, and TI and Greenie and Slick
All came to town and threw their two cents in
But sadly it turns out
NO libbie seemed to remember
Their Constituents had already worked
Their one day (every four years) in November.”

“This here poem damn near sounds dirty! uh-hyuk!

traveling tall miles through years of distance,
i arrive, wet from your tears,
my only tool � a poet's skill
i mend your smile,
emancipate your eyes,
& together
we ride that wrecked train from your dining room
to the horizon of your birthday in another country”

“why is it I am thinking of that comedian who used to do the schtick about verbal punctuation////?”

“Victor Borge - Phonetic Punctuation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4qii8S3gw”

“Hey if BO follows the line and lets some US attorney's loose (since they serve at the pleasure of the President anyway) will you guys raise hell?”

“If he does so solely based on political affiliation, yes.”

“BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“Allright! They are talking about an "Automotive" Tzar to oversee what the automobile industry builds...(LOL)

Man this is so cool we will finally be able to build Yugo's at unreasonably ridiculous prices, and best of all you will have to beg and bribe the salesman to sell you one. (LOL)”

“Just remember



Then you don't have to demand people listen closely huh?”

“If he does so solely based on political affiliation, yes.�
ickyma
2:18:42 PM
12/04/08

You seem to be implying that President Bush fired US attorneys based on political affiliation.

He did not.”

“And he will prove it as soon as he locates those WMDs.”

“The goober-in-chief hasn't had much luck with that, has he?

Or firing US ATTys that wouldn't bring people up on bull#&%!$ charges to influence an election. He's just a worthless POS like his fans here.

You had no problem telling lies before under your own name. Why troll now?”

“hater”

“Stovie, you're not being very Oprah-friendly.”

“Bush is from Kenya?

"An Obama job approval rating of 79 percent -- that's the sort of rating you see when the public rallies around a leader after a national disaster," said Bill Schneider, CNN's senior political analyst. "To many Americans, the Bush administration was a national disaster."”

“Get used to it, libbies.

Four more years.”

“Yeah get used to it. Your crooks got thrown the hell out, goober.”

“"To many Americans, the Bush administration was a national disaster."

Untrue. Should read, "To nearly all except the dimmest Americans, the Bush administration was a national disaster."�”