Yet Another Wet T-shirt

“That's a good one, not quite what I was expecting, but still good.”

“We've been had.”

“Looks like your platypus has broken.”

“Nice ear steering.”

“talk about the evil eye”

“Is that a Vulcan child?”

“Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!”

“Roger Wilco.”

“you know, as a father of three kids all that stuff basically bounces off me. i watched my friends two boys when he and his wife went out for an anniversary dinner. they are young kids and she kept telling me over and over that i didn't have to change the youngest boys diaper if he pooped his pants. well as if after raising three kids i could let a kid run around with a diaper full of poop. i told her to get out and have a nice dinner... that i had changed more diapers than the two of them combined. well, of COURSE the guy was waiting for them to leave so he could make a massive poop explosion. changed him so fast i don't think he knew what hit him... and of course he held some back... saving it up for the clean diaper. so he got a second change. when she got back it was like she was embarrassed or something but i was like, seriously this is NOTHING. poop, pee, vomit, spit-up, meconium, drool, gack, etc, etc... us dads that have done the family thing are basically teflon coated.”

“That kid reminds me of the faces Calvin would make on the 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip.
last edited: 11/25/08 6:43:18 PM”

“LOL... Someone was pissed....”