Hey Tenjen!

“Your ornament finally came back to me today. It looks like they tried to deliver it twice, and tried to return the box but someone along the way was illiterate and couldn't read my zip code, which was perfectly legible. I'll try to send this thing back to you by Friday, K?”

“Gift giving rule # 18 - the more elaborate the excuse, the more likely to be believed”

“I didn't get one, :(”

“Gotta be in the ornament exchange next time around, Catty.

Hyway, I have the box right here. HPM even popped a WTF? when he saw it. They really had to cram it in the mailbox, too.”

“I am just joking with you tree. I don't know if mine ever got to nonconformist since he never said anything. I don't even have evidence that I sent it”

“~bump~”