Finally an honest politician.

“Wow, you believed that? Hey, I’ve got an ocean beach house for sale in Kansas.”

“It's all relative.”

“Holy Crap, I guess it is true but I know at least 1.

The sad part is he is NOT from my "voting area", he is a Democrat (since to be from the TILTY LAND you kinda gotta be) but he just stepped in and handled a situation that I have been working on for 6 months. He is a State Level Politician and I had just called the other day to ask for some advice.

He calls me back today then dropped by on his way somewhere to see me. I am NOT a constituent per se but MAN...it was pretty cool.”

“Enjoy until the next election- he'll been gone after that.”

“There is no such thing as an honest politican”

“There is no such thing as a wounded knee.”

“not anymore. didn't want to change my name...actually i did, but i cannot remember the password”

“BendedKnee-password- both”

“I can offer you the opportunity to be either Forest Grump, Ashley Judd or Snake Eyes. Which will it be? Whatever clothes you put on that morning, you can post as. Sadly, I can no longer afford to maintain the wardrobe to post as Ashley. Couldn't keep up with Nigal anyway.”