The Bearded Hoards

“Mmmmmmmmmmmm”

“I'm into about week three of letting hair grow on my face. I have about 3 weeks until the winter campout in Yosemite. I should have a pretty full beard by then.

My wife hates it. My daughter thinks it is funny and tries to pull it. Other women do seem to like it tho...
last edited: 2/05/09 8:09:18 AM”

“When I was growing a beard, I used to like to sneak up behind my wife, and rest my chin on her neck.
She didn't react very well to this for some reason.”

“My wife hates it. My daughter thinks it is funny and tries to pull it. Other women do seem to like it tho...

and its all about what those "other" women like...”

“I shaved mine last night. I feel so weird looking without it (with ti too for that matter).”

“I should have know NGB would show up on a thread about shaving”

“ha ha ha hyway...speaking of shaving...oh nevermind...”

“Time for the beaver pic?


last edited: 2/05/09 9:20:03 AM”

“My face fur is ready for The Adirondacks Trip next week.

Oonga-Boonga, Go Snow!!”

“LMAO Stovie...too funny!!”

“There ought to be a way to use them to carry things.... like scaled-up Velcro.

Transporting things in body hair can be problematic, though.

We've seen librarians with pencils stuck in their hair.... but few recall Marge Simpson had a secret stash of cash in a quart mayonnaise jar in her prodigious coif (along with a few birds' nests).

Then there was the strange rumor that the envoy Terry Waite was caught with a transponder in his hair while negotiating for the hostages' release in Lebanon.... and wound up a hostage himself.

Employ caution.”

“Step away from the crack pipe.”

“I guess they told Terry that if he wanted to leave that he can go to Helen Waite.”

“Suuuuuuuuuure........ LOLOL”

“There ought to be a way to use them to carry things.... like scaled-up Velcro.

i like to keep an extra packet of mayo in mine...you never know whey you're gonna have a dry sandwich”

“Some kinda burger, huh?”

“a warning to fellow beardites out there... ticks like to sneak into your beard and hide there...

warning over”

“They wouldn't hide in Jesus' beard.”

“Man, I'd hate to shave it off and find one of those red bullseyes ----”

“Umm, yes. It's time to join the hoarde again. Two weeks of growth and about two months more to go. Ahhh, wintertime!”

“Yup, I will be puttin' on some shagginess in preparation for FYAO X in February.

Goin' for that hoary look, Rosey?”

“Oh...you said "hoards".

Never mind.”

“If only Selma would shave!

Yeah, I am hording myself out for a winter camp in Feb (gonna make it to FYAO one of these years). But our locale is gonna be mo plush than urs!

http://www.sierraclub.org/outings/lodges/huts/benson/”

“Uh huh, what, like ya got a baby along for the trip?”