I'm mewtwo

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here's a pic of me. some of my interests include; hiking around the world, destroying everything in my path. I was actually genetically engineered so I don't know where I belong so I take my frustrations out on everything in my path.”

“Nothing a swift kick in the crotch couldn't fix.”

“Love it!

See ya on the trail.”

“You appear to be rather two-dimensional.”

“Nice Camel toes you got there. WHAT!?!”

“I said I was genetically engineered some freaky stuff happens when you go through that.”

“genetically engineered?

Then shouldn't your name be

Mew-T-Eight?”