Jager Shots

“Well the Ice Storm cometh and is here...15 minutes after moving our cars from the driveway by the BIG maple tree just a short time ago...One third of it came crashing down where the cars where parked...Talk about timing...Time for JAGER SHOTS!”

“i don't think his lips will fit in the glass”

“that stuff is the DEVIL”

“When it is cold, look out! I can finish the bottle”

“I'm not holding back anyone's hair while they prey to the porcelain god.”

“Or?...the cat hole god in the woods...Lol”

“Jager = ”

“i don't think the proof is quite the same”

“Jager has three times the alcohol but Nyquil tastes three times better.”

“i'll take kick over taste anyday though”