The Religion of Peace

“marko and stovie

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“Silly marko.”

“Got 'im again!”

“All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop -- goes the weasel!
Johnny's got the whooping cough and
Mary's got the measles
That's the way the money goes
Pop -- goes the weasel!”

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marko leads the way, LOL”

“Blam!!

Like shootin' fish in a barrel.”

“Stovie's married, or is that his sister?

Same difference, I guess.
last edited: 2/19/09 11:04:04 AM”

“massage from Nimblefoot being ignored”

“I see we both got the same message”

“Do you need a massage, too?”

“"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
last edited: 10/03/09 4:10:26 PM”

“So remember the D'Ohbama wanted to suck up and make kissy kissy with the Muslims? Especially he was trying to get the Arabs to love and kiss us?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/the-demise-of-the-dollar-1798175.html

In the most profound financial change in recent Middle East history, Gulf Arabs are planning � along with China, Russia, Japan and France � to end dollar dealings for oil, moving instead to a basket of currencies including the Japanese yen and Chinese yuan, the euro, gold and a new, unified currency planned for nations in the Gulf Co-operation Council, including Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi, Kuwait and Qatar.


Secret meetings have already been held by finance ministers and central bank governors in Russia, China, Japan and Brazil to work on the scheme, which will mean that oil will no longer be priced in dollars. ”

“It had to happen sooner or later. That will be a gift to us after we grow up and face the music that other people can actually carry some power other than our own ego selves.”

“Which religion is this thread about? The worship of oil or the worship of money?”

“"So remember the D'Ohbama wanted to suck up and make kissy kissy with the Muslims? Especially he was trying to get the Arabs to love and kiss us?"

No, he never indicated that he wanted to kiss any Muslims.

Remember this guy making out with Prince Sodomy?



There has been talk of changing the price of oil from U.S. dollars for years, especially since Dubya and the Repubyas started wrecking the U.S. economy and sending the dollar into the toilet over the last eight years.”

“You do know that image is photoshopped right?”

“OOPS”

“Photo Shopped??

NO, its customary for oil buddies to kiss and hold hands.









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“They don't even do that in San Francisco now that the house has lowered the bommer.”

“Actually yes, that particular photo is photoshopped.

This is the unaltered photo.
http://mjhinton.net/slides/duhbya/bush-abdullah-8.jpg”

“Come a little bit closer
You're my kind of man
And the night is so long

Heh-heh-heh!!

That goatee looks like its photoshopped as well.”

“Cain slew Abel Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

"Man means nothing he means less to me
than the lowiliest cactus flower
or the humblest yucca tree
he chases round this desert
cause he thinks that's where i'll be
that's why i love mankind

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
from the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why i love mankind"

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said "Lord the plague is on the world
Lord no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please please let us be?"

And the Lord said
And the Lord said

"I burn down your cities--how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You must all be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why i love mankind
You really need me
That's why i love mankind"

-Randy Newman”

“Photoshop or "Just for Sheiks" hair color?

You be the judge.”

“Maybe he's using Just for Men?”

“It's good to know that the feeeeelings are there nonetheless.”

“so conservapedia.com is fixing all that liberal bias in the bible:


check it out


http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project”

“Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities

oh those wordy liberals, with their words and stuff”

“hmmm, so what does "liberal use of lubricant" mean?”

““Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities

oh those wordy liberals, with their words and stuff”
crash bang
12:57:30 AM
10/07/09

But how could you rewrite a factual historic document such as this.
*snicker*”

“MarkO caught in yet another lie.
How shocking, *snicker*.”

“Get back in your coffin before you melt, Stobie.”

“Dumping on the Baptists again?”

“Stovie wood sing in the Choir for a religious Piece.”

“http://abcnews.go.com/WN/US/westernized-muslim-daughter-dies-run-father/story?id=8983198

Daughter dies ...”

“You're just prejudiced because you think your morality is better than theirs.”

“Since when did you sweethearts get morality?”

“Great, let's all toss in to imprison this bung for ever.”

“http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=4102781&page=1

More conservative ideology gone mad.”

“Please explain Marko...so a brutal murder of two daughters is Not Cause for alarm?”

“i think marko is talking about the father, xl”

“Crash, Honor Killings are an accepted practice in the Fake Religion of Islam. The Father was apparently a devout Muslim. The Daughters had "betrayed" his sense of "right".

Sorry Marko, but it seem like this one is quacking like a duck and waddling like a duck. I see no mistakes in the assumptions.

As for the peaceful religion...do we REALLY want to go there?”

“xl, the point is that muslim fundamentalists are examples of conservative extremists”

“honor killings in the fake religion of islam are much less acceptable than burning people at the stake in the fake religion of christianity.

oh, wait. that was wayyyyyy back then

now we have cruise missles to bring jesus to brown people
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“It was okay to say bad things about that other Fake Religion.”

“Ahh, good ole Christianity...

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“A True Religion we can believe in!”

“Is that the original Michelin Man? They have a little more work on that one before it'll balance out.”