Hey Tilt

“Is it open season on you or a private hunting party?”

“


I knew this vest would come in handy one day.

”

“For wearing in your mother's basement?”

“Stove...Irish Travelers don't have basements...

They have a trailer in the back yard that the family lives in while the "men folk" are away pulling their scams.”

“Nah.... their aim sux so bad they're more likely to shoot themselves.”

“~waves at stovie~”

“It must be nice to have a pair of butt sniffers following you everywhere you go, but I imagine it can get crowded in he men's room.”

“XL and Stovie are right at home in a crowded mens room.”

“I Want My Free TV (Dire Straits remix)


I want my, I want my Free TV…..

Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it You don’t pay your mortgage and you buy a TV. Obama’s plan thats the way you do it Money for nothin and it’s all tax free Now that aint workin thats the way you do it Lemme tell ya them girls ain’t tramps Just stand in line to get your Welfare Checks Just stand in line to get your Food Stamps.

We gotta dig holes and fill them back in We gotta pave roads and then do it again. We gotta apply for our stimulus bucks We gotta apply for our big Screen TV’s

Look at that Nancy Pelosi with her nose job and her botox Yeah buddy that’s really fake hair That little liberal princess got her own jet airplane That little liberal princess is a millionaire

We gotta dig holes and fill them back in We gotta pave roads and then do it again. We gotta apply for our stimulus bucks We gotta apply for our big screen Tv’s.

I shoulda learned to play the System I shoulda learned to play it well Look at that mama, she got a new car and a camera Man we could have some fun And hes up there, whats that? Taxpayers Screamin? Obama givin speeches from the teleprompter That aint workin thats the way you do it Get your money for nothin and its all tax free

We gotta dig holes and fill them back in We gotta pave roads and then do it again. We gotta apply for our stimulus bucks We gotta apply for our big screen Tv’s

Now that aint workin thats the way you do it You don’t pay your mortgage and you go buy a new TV. That aint workin thats the way you do it Get your Money for nothin and the tax is free. Money for nothin and is all tax free.”

“poor bored st#vie”

“HEY TILT!!!!! HERE You go a possible job opportunity!!!


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509902,00.html”

“Pull my finger, t*ltypoo”

“These stupid #&%!$s have no clue what I do for a living and it drives them crazy ----”

“There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets, he stays a stranger
And every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow”

“I know, you are a monkey trainer-retrainer.”

“LMAO

t*lypoo as a Secret Agent Man!

Good song”

““I know, you are a monkey trainer-retrainer.”
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wait, so tilt throws pooh?

cool”

“oh crap. busted.

I'm really Patrick McGoohan.

(every other Thursday I'm Johnny Rivers)”

“Johnny Rivers!(Sloan/Barri)”

“

Secret Agent t*ltypoo”

“Quit #&%!$-footin' around and throw some serious doo doo!”

“I've had all my shots.”

“

Double-naught spy Jethro "t*ltypoo" Bodine”

“

Tilt?”

“
?
?

”

“That's hot”

“You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Tilt...”

“DORK”

“Jim Croce Strikes From Afar”

“deep and far....”

“That's what she said”

“*doh*”

“< rimshot >

(uh oh)”