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“I read it hyway, but see...I came to the conclusion I am gay years ago....I discovered I am a lesbian trapped in a Man's Body....”

“Oh hell, my boss just caught me with my #$%^@ against the screen. I wonder if this means I'll be fired?”

“Just clean the pecker tracks off the monitor and you will be fine.”

“That reminds me of Cowboy Way when they used a calf as a toruture device.”

“LOL...Hyway./...you apparently have little or no experience in the cattle industry.

That may look nice to you...but while they have no "top teeth" calves do have RAZOR SHARP bottom teeth....work where you have to bottle feed em...they will literally cut off the top of a bottle nipple in a heart beat.”

“I was just interested in the tongue. Thats why I like homeless women, they usually have less teeth.”

“...and meth addicts.”

“That may look nice to you...but while they have no "top teeth" calves do have RAZOR SHARP bottom teeth....work where you have to bottle feed em...they will literally cut off the top of a bottle nipple in a heart beat.�theXL400
8:20:51 AM
10/23/09


Interesting. I never experience that over at the dairy farm while in undergraduate school. Calves are born with "milk" teeth that they keep for about a year. The permanent incisors start coming in at about 1 year.”

“The bottom line, hyway, is that you can have your way with calves....just avoid the "older" stuff.”

“�I was just interested in the tongue. Thats why I like homeless women, they usually have less teeth.�
hyway to hell
8:26:20 AM
10/23/09

And as Andrew Dice Clay said, "with a homeless woman after you finish...heck you can drop her off anywhere."”

“Thanks, chili. One of the things I like about TT is the wealth of real world experience our members have in a variety of areas. Advice from people who have been there, done that.”

“And just think, the "real world experience" is magnified when alcohol is involved.”

“I'm not allowed to drink alcohol at work”

“About 4 on a Friday when I'm cleaning up my office in prep for Monday, well, I've been known to pop a top.”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RAhCmyr8z0

LMAO!!!!
Clean Family Fun”

“ROTFLMAO...”

“Father - "Your brother is stupid"
That last statement kills me every time.”

“
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“Trail name: Lt Copperfield”

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“Didn't mean to double post.
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“neither did that guys mom”

“
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“at least they made an honest effort.”

“sure is a short bat.......”

“Now that is hilarious.

Did someone just wake up and say "hey, today, for grins and giggles, I am going to decorate a cake with something that looks like a unit".

It was either that or the worst cake decorate in the history of mankind.”

“Is "11" the age or length?”

“Whats all the white stuff around the cake????






BLAHhahahahahahahah.....”

“sure is a short bat.......�
divinity
3:51:51 PM
10/30/09

I thought size didn't matter?”

“You thought wrong.”

“Is "11" the age or length?”
Nigal
3:53:35 PM
10/30/09

lol..hahahaaaaaaaaaaa”

““Is "11" the age or length?”

In Nigey's case, it's the age.”

“...and YOU would KNOW that HOW?”

“in my case, its both”

“I wonder if anyone will notice I Photoshopped my boobs?

”

“didnt einstein theorize that massive gravitational pulls can bend space?”

“Her boobs are so awesome, they also manipulate time. And wrist size.”

“and wash out color”

“The clear cut answer to the questions is (in the absence of the red box, letters and arrow) ...no.”

“Photoshop? What photoshop do you speak of? I only see two really big boobs. I see nothing else.”

“Who cares how or why she did it. She did good :))”

“Nice camera huh?”

“
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“Antler splinters? yes, I think I can get those out for you.”

“Awkwardfamilyphotos.com

”

“GUARANTEED when they were dreaming up that idea the phrase "yes, but it will be tasteful" was uttered.”

“I can almost see "tasteful" by dirtbag standards if it was not for the hand on the a$$”

“LOL. Excellent commentary, gentlemen.”

“
When you�ve got jazz hands like this, you can afford to be a little cocky.”