FAIL

“OMG!! MODERATOR!!! (lol)”

““OMG!! MODERATOR!!! (lol)”

I can't decide if this was a witty example of Fail or an actual call for a moderator.”

“first banned of the decade!”

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“I bet that's an R&R baby.”

“That's what figured too, the photo just cracked me up.

Here's another good one. I sent it to all of my construction buddies.


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“Please explain, for those of us not familiar with military deployments....”

“Dad came home for a couple of weeks in the middle of the deployment, wife got pregnant, now daddy is coming home 6 months later at the end of the deployment.”

“putting that pink swishy sweater on that little boy is the real fail”

“thats what they call "advanced orienteering" in the south”

“Blue Blazers.......”

“jayzus!”

“Hey my belly's almost that big! Not quite as hairy though.”

“It's nearly a perfect sphere.”

“Mother Puss Bucket!!”

“That is frightening...I wouldn't want to be in the same room, in case he explodes.”

“Ellie Arroway: Some celestial event. No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.”

“I'm givin' 'er all I've got cap'n, but she's abowt to blow!”

“Blow me down, Olive!”

“MarkO, is that for XL's or Chin's?”

“Its for Olive Oyl, you silly libbie.”

“I can't believe someone printed that shirt.”

“It's not like it's rape rape, tech.”

“only you stovepipe”

“Maybe it just means that 5th graders are cheap.”

“If the T shirt is from Alabama...most your fifth graders are around 17 or so (LOL).

Dodges swing from Dayhiker. ”

“If the t-shirt is from West Virginia, most of the fifth graders have already had sex.

[ also ducks ]

chin - hadn't thought about that. I guess our minds are all in the gutter.”

“Maybe it just means that 5th graders are cheap

how many 5th graders have you bought? is that what all the trips to thailand were for?”

“if it's from EITHER of your states, most of them didnt MAKE IT to fifth grade because they cant count that high

//ducks twice”

“Well you know the hard part about gettin it on with a fifth grader?

Getting the blood off the clown suit.

LOL (ducks also)”

“//inches away from xl”

“Then there is the story of the Older man walking in the woods with a young child. It is getting dark and the kid says,"man these woods get scary in the dark."

The guy replies, "How do you think I feel. I am going to have to walk out of here alone."”

“I save all my jokes for in person around the campfire, so the feds won't have all these post on the internet to build a case.”

“S'ok...running all my stuff through Tilt's Server (LOL)”

“Haha! Child molestation is funny! Bawhawhawhaw!”

“Is that why you can only work with the elderly?”

“Chester the Molester was a popular cartoon strip once upon a time. Times have changed. Like Opie said, maybe tell them around the campfire with friends you know rather than tell them on a public forum.”

“I fail to see the connection between my taking care of dying elderly people and you making jokes about children being molested. please, enlighten me.”

“LOL..JK Nigal GEEZE...watching my father go through Alzheimers has taught me great respect for the health care people who deal with the elderly.

Hyway you may have a point.”

“apparently child molestation is not a real crime in California....

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-kim13-2010jan13,0,3555974.story

The ruling was the latest turn in the Los Angeles Unified School District's long battle to terminate Matthew Kim, a former special education teacher at Grant High School in Van Nuys. Kim had been accused of touching co-workers' breasts and making improper advances and comments toward students.

He was removed from the classroom in 2002 and required to report to a district office every workday as his case wound through the disciplinary system. Though he continued to receive up to $68,000 in annual pay plus benefits, he was given no duties.”

“I saw a TV story about that warehousing system in CA, last year. Good way to get caught up on your reading list. Sadly even teachers that get accused of doing something by a pissed off delinquent student end up there, for years, before they figure out there is no proof and the student was lying.”

“Customers who bought this item also bought...Oh for the love of jesus

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0805470859/?tag=buzz0f-20”

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