Song of the day

“There's a stinky brown haze on the meadow
There's a stinky brown haze on the meadow
My corns are to high
That my shoelace won't tie
And it feels like it's hurting so much I could cry

Chorus

Oh what a miserable morning
Oh what a miserable day
I've got an uncanny feeling
Nothing is going my way

All the chattel are standing like statues
All the chattel are standing like statues
They don't turn their heads as they see me limp by
But a little green alien is winking his eye

Repeat chorus

All the clowns of the earth hid my music
All the clowns of the earth hid my music
The breeze is so busy it might whiz on me
And an ol' weepin' willer is falling on me

Repeat chorus”

“All the clowns of the earth hid my music?

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All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty, the Lord God made the lot
Each little snake that poisons, each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom; he made their horrid wings

All things sick and cancerous, all evil great and small
All things foul and dangerous, the Lord God made them all
Each nasty little hornet, each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin? Who made the shark? He did

All things scabbed and ulcerous, all pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous, the Lord God made them all




"All Things Dull and Ugly"
  Eric Idle & Trevor Andrew Jones
  Monty Python's Contractual Obligations Album (1980)

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