G-D Hates Pork Eaters!

“I guess its not politically correct to say this, but obviously the current Swine Flu scare and the swine flu ("Spanish Flu") pandemic almost a century ago were G-D's way of punishing the world because there were not enough Halalchi jews and Halal moslems.
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“What is a 'G-D'?

God?

Why not say that?”

“Hey if the Orthodox Jews and Moslems were right about not eating pork - who knows what else they were right about? Maybe the stuff about not naming the holy one was right, too. I'm not taking any chances.
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“So - G-d warned us, pork is unclean and for our own good wewere told not to eat it.

Maybe global warming is really about the creation of hell on earth to punish us for eating the other white meat!
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“If this is the case then much of the southeast will get hit hard.

Out of curiosity when I was at the grocery store last night I checked to see if pork products were on sale. Not yet, alas...”

“Heating pork up beyond 170 will kill viruses.”

“Trying to make swine look cute and adorable is Satanic!

Now, should I convert to orthodox Islam or to Orthodox Judiasm in order to save myself? This is a tough one.

Or maybe the message is that the two should unite and save the world.

Decisions and decisions. It would be so much easier being a true believer if there was only one thing to believe.
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“I wonder what G-D would say about th Bacon Ring?”

“�Heating pork up beyond 170 will kill viruses.�
Mutt
1:31:17 PM
4/29/09

This was thinking of the evil ones who thought we could second guess G-D. We thought oh we just have to cook it thoroughly and pork is fine. But, simply domesticating them for eating creating breeding grounds for deadly virus.
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“I wonder what G-D would say about th Bacon Ring?�Wounded Knee
1:32:12 PM
4/29/09

If you have to ask, you are obviously damned.”

“Yo Ped, this here will convert your AC into DC.


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“Maybe we can be Christian and get right with G-D on this. Maybe I should start a new crusade to spread the news.

Anyone want to join the or (even better) make a financial contribution to:

Werenotreallya Baptist Church
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“yeah, if you COOK the pork it kills the virus, but what about those of us who enjoy pork sushi? We're effed!”

“MarkO - I find that shocking!”

“WTF? Ya can't get it from eating pork Ped. Besides, us non jews are allowed to eat pork. G-d said so in Gen 9.”

“I thought maybe G-D was Gee Dubya.”

“Plan Nine From Outer Space, Nigal?”

“What about pork rinds? They're not only made from swine, many are made in Mexico. (and probably came to this country illegally.) But it's not really pork, is it?”

“Does it taste like pork?”

“Can we still watch football?”

“C'mon Nigal. It's not the eating pork its the domesticating pigs for eating pork that's causing this problem.

And, if instead of looking for loopholes we tried to do what's is right - we might be able to avert this curse.

Besides, if you think you found a loophole - don't take it up with me, I didn't do it.

I'm just putting two and two together - G-d says pork is unlcean and the greatest pandemic of all time was a swine flu and here we are with at least a scare about swine flu. What about Isaiah 65:2-4 or for Christians Matthew 5:19? Or maybe its just the Quran that was right? Crud, how can I repent and join the true faith when I there are three to choose from all say the others are wrong?”

“Does your buddy G-D have a phone number?
I must have a word with her about this.”

“�Can we still watch football?�
Nonconformist
1:58:57 PM
4/29/09

You scared the crap out of me for a moment. Giving up pork ribs is tough enough, but football!

Turns out football uses cow hide now, not pigskin.

http://www.answers.com/topic/football-ball”

“MarkO: I'm not claiming to be right with G-D, let alone buddies, just that I'm repenting my ways and trying to get right.
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“Dang, where can I get some of that "right" stuff?”

“Do you like fish sticks?”

“What about Isaiah 65:2-4

And?

There's no prohibition to eating pig for non Jews. The only dietary law for non Jews is they can not eat the flesh torn from a living animal. So eat up! 8P”

“they can not eat the flesh torn from a living animal.

Damn, I'm really screwed now.”

“Mad Cow, Mad Cow....that means no beef either. West Nile, West Nile....oops no chickies and/or duckies.

Salmonella, Salmonella.....no salmons either...ooops...salmonella goes into everything.....so nothing to eat.

E Coli....ooops no veggies too.

Looks like we`re going to be real skinny. Maybe Soyon Green?”

“I-say-uh............who?”

“Grow your own, peeps.”

“Pick nits and find loop holes if you want Nigal - but you're bringing down G-d's wrath.

G-d hates Pork Eater enablers.”

“Stanlee - why do you try to sow confusion? Why do you hate moral clarity?
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“Pigs (Three Different Ones)”

“Eat g-d not pork, better hurry to get your spork.”

““What is a 'G-D'?

God?

Why not say that?”

i love it when the other side doesnt get us”

“Actually I saw that spelling the first time over there in 1997. � Starwalker used it.”

““What about pork rinds? They're not only made from swine, many are made in Mexico. (and probably came to this country illegally.) But it's not really pork, is it?”
Nonconformist
12:55:32 PM
4/29/09

http://www.rudolphfoods.com/index.php

These are made in Ohio!!!...I used to work there ..best pork rinds ever...lol....”

“““What is a 'G-D'?

God?

Why not say that?”

i love it when the other side doesnt get us”

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Just trying to understand why Pros finds this place so fascinating.”

“Seriously though Ped; have you ever seen that famous painting of the pig at the door? If you notice there is no door handle. The pig can knock but he can't open the door. Ped, the pig is knocking on the door to your heart...open up and let 'em in. Receive the free gift of pork and live for all eternity.”

“pedx is so silly”

“The pig can knock but he can't open the door. Ped, the pig is knocking on the door to your heart...open up and let 'em in. Receive the free gift of pork and live for all eternity.�
Nigal
9:30:01 PM
4/29/09

Another problem with eaters of swine flesh - they recruit.”

“This little piggy went to the market..............”

“Dat little piggy strayed homo.”

“Global warming => Swine flu.”

“Another problem with eaters of swine flesh - they recruit.

Please, we prefer pork proselytizers.

Communion is every third sunday and you get your choice of bbq sauce.”