I'm buying a taser!

“I'm buying a taser for myself.



Easier to carry than a gun and don't need a permit. But a 1 shot deal.

Mine's going to be red not leopard but how cool!
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“How's about that digital urban camo?   < G >”

“This is the one I just bought. (Didn't come in Pittsburgh Black and Gold).



TASER C2 Red Hot w/Laser

1. Integrated ultra-bright LED (low
intensity illumination).
2. Integrated 650 nm laser (used for
target acquisition).
3. Capable of drive-stun with or without
TASER C2 cartridge installed.

Specs
5.50″ L 2.10″H 1.25″W 5.36 oz”

“Don't Taze Me, Sis'!”

“What's the range?”

“Gonna make somebody cry!

15 ft. But I have a stun gun now I have to be way too close. Arms length away.”

“Gonna make somebody do a Rick Sanchez impression!

(unfortunately the YouTube clip is no longer available)”

“I have felt the 5 second cycle of a police one. It is far worse than I imagined it would be.”

“get a handgun”

“Have one”

““I'm buying a taser for myself.


Why do you want to tase yourself?”

“I didn't say I wanted to tase myself. I want a taser FOR myself! Syntax!”

“Git a bit skerry dawg.”

“It won't work on bears.

Yer all paranoid.”

“Good for you Tango. A gun and a Taser. Gives you a lot of options, and takes away a lot of options from potential assailants.”

“Tango is always well armed, and the rest of her is kinda cute too.”

“I like the idea of non lethal force but it seems like the dirtbags around here travel in packs.”

“Gangsta Name Generator

http://gangstaname.com/index.php



I'm Mercedes-Rollin Melon Balls”

“LOL! I'm Tree-Trunk Mint Flava.”

“I ain't makin this up bro...it said my name is:

Mista Cop Killa”

“Don' be dissin' Miss Tango, or you could be doin' Da TANGO Yo?!”

“My name is Machete Masta P Hands

Thanks Stovie.

HPM-I don't like that either. Possibly the rest of the gang won't want to be seen rolling around on the floor losing bodily fluids and run away!

Tha's what I'm talkin' bout Supa troll!”

“Dear lord, it said my name is Head Daddy.”

“My wife is Steamy Prison Fish.”

“

Text reads:
Don't Be Stupid. TASER Devices: A. Knock You on Your Ass! B. Hurt Like Hell! C. Annoy Criminals! D. Are Avoidable: Just Comply!




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