Countdown till dork returns from her His sy Fit

“5....
4....
3....
2....”

“cant stop thinking about her, can you?”

“rofl.”

“Man all this attention he's giving Maples. Tilt is going to get jealous and kick him off his dick if this keeps up.”

“Nigal, CB needs some help with his constipation problem.”

“What size Hissy fits you?”

“Where's the countown til SS stops being obsessive compulsive about mapleleaf thread?”

“CB needs some help with his constipation problem.”

Is there an accountant in the house?

They could help him work it out with a pencil.”

“Change the batteries in that pencil before trying this at home.”

“For someone that hates TT, all she posts about on Latta is how TT sucks.”

“What you say does not hear me---Please, validate you password one more time, and try again, thanx yu.”

“The countdown is still on, LOL.”

“Countdown until SS stops being a bitter old welfare recipient who obsesses about other men's wives...”

“LOL
Nigal is so silly.”

“I TOLD Y'ALL
*snicker*”

“i told y'all that stovie is haywood”

“Nigal finished 'work' early today.”

“I kinda wonder if she has her job still...”

“Anyone want to smoke the rest of this?”

“you 2 are fags...i'm wondering how big her boobs are”

“i don't know...how big are the guys who normally hike with her?”

“Ask Mutt about her boobs. LOL”

“I wonder if she has illegally distributed any more rabid kittens?
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“WTF is a rapid kitten?”

“my bad”

““WTF is a rapid kitten?

A kitten infected with a very fast acting form of rabies.”

“

is xl killing kittens again?”

“*snicker*

Her nasty troll has been back.

Hi dork!”

“so now you think maple is haywood?
who's it gonna be tomorrow?”

“Crash, crash, crash, dang near everyone knows who her trolls are.

It's up to the 'finders' to expose haywood.”

“who are maples trolls?”

“Reading is fundamental, crash.”

“No no...haywood would never give a rabid kitten to a stranger”

“so is writing. you havent mastered that, either”

“here's an idea, kevin. if i misunderstand you, why dont you try explaining it to me, like a civil person, instead of repeating that same snarky line over and over

youre such a nice guy in person. i dont know why you have to be such an ass on an internet forum”

“i dont see everything that goes on here. im not privvy to everyones motives, and all the arguments and feuds, and trolls. i cant read your mind. i dont have time right now to play 20 questions. i have things to do. either answer me directly, or bugger off”

“You had time to write three posts in a row.”

“Furries get so fùcking defensive of that shìt, dude, because they know it's pathetic and they're holding on to that last vestige of their delusion that they aren't less-than in order to maintain some kind of emotional equilibrium. If that hold breaks, you know they're going to a hero. Seeing people call that shìt what it is validates what their subconscious already knows: that they're fùcking sad sacks. That kind of self-admission would just be way too much for them to bear.

—Anon, waxing psychological about why furfags get so butthurt about fursecution”

“Kleetn...I am sorry kinda got lost there.”

“Kleetn = Phaedrus. Look it up in the dictionary.”

“You had time to write one post in a row.”

“You had time to write three posts in a row

took me all of 5 minutes while i finished breakfast.”