Doomsday Scenario

“"Oh Sarge, I don't have a beard, silly little man."
Y2

All that shaving is a pain in the ass anyway.

(ha ha, No, I don't shave my ass)”

“ROTFLMAO....markO...years ago one of the guys on the tactical unit shaved his Gnip Gnop area for a wild weekend with his GF.

The next week was a run of hilarity watching him try to NOT scratch as the hair regrew.

As to the Rationing and waste and fraud.

Waste and Fraud are as endemic to Government programs as paperclips. It has NEVER been cut and never will be. The people doing the real crap are either A. Too freaking poor to care, or B. so highly placed that the DA just looks at you and laughs.”

“C'mon guys. You can come up with better lies than those, can't you?”