Scorecard

“Violin: +1
Roseymonster: -2
Y2: -1”

“Violin: +1
Roseymonster: -2
Y2: -1
T*lt: -1”

“Violin takes it off the backboard, he's up, its in!


Rosey takes a look at the three, he shoots...off the rim and going the other way.

Y2 drives the lane and is fouled under the basket. Shooting two, the first is no good. Set's up, takes his second shot...no good.

Tilt post up for the short jumper...it's blocked!

At least we have some background now for the scores.
last edited: 8/13/09 10:03:50 AM”

“as Chili languishes on the bench.”

“fouled out = nonconformist”

“LOL, awesome thread”

“High Pain Dribbler goes in for the rim job on NonC................

Ooooooooh, its not a pretty sight.”

“Nigal shown on jumbotron picking nose while on sidelines....-100”

“
N.B.A. Referee Pleads Guilty to Gambling Charges

Tim Donaghy left the basketball court as a disgraced former N.B.A. referee in July and left a federal court room yesterday as an admitted criminal, a conspirator and a gambling addict.

Donaghy�s downfall and the resulting scandal that has threatened the National Basketball Association�s integrity, came into focus when Donaghy, 40, surrendered to federal authorities and pleaded guilty to two felonies during a hearing at the United States District Court in Brooklyn.

”

“hyway is thrown out of the empty VIP seat and sent back up to the cheap seat shown on his ticket.”

“Tilt...so what...thats Thugball I am amazed he hasn't been promoted.”

“Violin: +1
Roseymonster: -3
Y2: -1
T*lt: -2”

“NonC - 0.0
zero, just a constant zero, never says anything worth a score either way.”

“Violin: +1
Roseymonster: -3
Y2: -2
T*lt: -2
hyway: +1”

“TT- 100 LAClippers-3 1/2”

“and another 0.00000 for NonC. Another worthless post.”

““I love the little animals---especially the caribou.”
Nonconformist
12:13:25 PM
8/13/09

Nearly got a -1 there, but no.... still zero.”

“What about this one.

“.......but I can't really articulate what it is. Oh sure, I can demonize the folks who tune in (along with those who don't) and in their 10 or 20 years of airtime I can pull up maybe a half dozen out-of-context quotes or a picture of an incorrect map, but I really don't have any of my own evidence or ideas as to why they're bad because I don't tune in---I only know what I read and what I hear the other kids saying.

Damn you Glen Beck......damn you ALL to Hell!”
Nonconformist
4:11:27 AM
8/13/09

Tough, but no cigar, and no points either.

Zero.”

“Tell you what. Maybe say something that actually puts forward a thought of your own rather than just pissing on everyone else's fire and you may get a point either way. But that really won't matter to you - because this was a pointless thread wasn't it.

Still 0.0000 for NonConformist.
last edited: 8/13/09 12:12:02 PM”

“It goes against the rules of sensibility for a person who never actually says anything to constantly criticize what others say. You'd have to be a real nonconformist to go against those rules...”

“Wham, and Y2 does a body check on the ref, nonconformist.

Meanwhile, tilt and roseymonster are at the blue line taking a swig of what appears to be moonshine.”

“LOL. I doooo like me some firewater! Now, about this bribing the ref thing...”

“how much moonshine per person is about right for a 7 day trip? We brought a bottle each and ran out dreadfully early this last time”

“apple doesn't fall far from the tree”

“Violin: +1
Roseymonster: -3
Y2: -6
T*lt: -2
hyway: +1
pepsiformosa: -1”

“hyway smelly butt scrapes over someone's face and his klutzy feet kicks over someone's popcorn while trying to squeeze though the cheapseats to get to his seat. Only to find a ceiling cross-member spoiling his view of the bodycheck on the ref. On a positive note his shoes are now sticky enough to walk down the outside of the building like spider man when the game is over.”

“Ok here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two down, nobody on, noscore, bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up, and there it is, a line shot up themiddle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turningit on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled outin center, and here comes the throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first,here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe - safe at second base, this kid really makesthings happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate here's the pitch - he's going, andwhat a jump he's got, he's trying for third, here's the throw, its in the dirt - safe atthird! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daringhim to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it bunted,bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeezeplay, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, here's the play at the plate, holy cow, Ithink he's gonna make it!”

“ummm, so are you saying the moonshine has loosened up tilt and rosey and one or the other is feeling randy?

(BTW, what a great song)”

“You know what happens when alcohol is involved.”

“I don't know about the thread today...but my partner just batted .1000 today in court when he got a date with a knockout cougar who was chaperoning a college group...(LOL)”

“You guys must have a very open relationship to be taking it this well ...”

“If they wanted a ref who was already a certified gambling addict, they should get in touch with Bill Bennett's agent.

I dunno.... He barely has enough energy to swivel his massive head these days, but he still may be able to type.”

“Violin: +1
Roseymonster: -3
Y2: -6
T*lt: -2
hyway: +1
pepsiformosa: -3”

“Poor peps”

“Violin: +1
Roseymonster: -3
Y2: -8
T*lt: -2
hyway: +1
pepsiformosa: -3”

“ghey.”

“Violin: +1
Roseymonster: -7
Y2: -17
T*lt: -2
hyway: +1
pepsiformosa: -3”

“Y2 better pit for new tires.”

“A wedge adjustment wouldn't hurt either.”

“He may have dropped a cylinder too.”

“Dang”

“I hope they don't black flag him.”

“You know when what they say about second place. You're the first loser :)”

“It's always better to be in second place than next to last, except in a two man race.”

“A kid comes home from school and says, "Mom, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I got the second highest grade in math."

"That's great," said mom, "but what's the bad news?"

"Everyone else tied for first."”

“boo hoo hoo NonC. Crying again huh. This whole thread is one big whine.
last edited: 8/20/09 8:59:07 AM”

“
Integrity in a scorekeeper is a basic requirement ---- something obviously lacking in someone whose chosen name is a lie.

But that is Old News.

Of course the person could be an actual nonconformist (small 'n'), but if his contributions are merely wingnut flamebait time after time, he's misrepresenting himself for effect.... and lieing again.

Same result.

(The intelligence to understand basic logic is also desirable.)


So ---- this would-be scorekeeper is rejected for not meeting standards required for the position.


Best of luck in your future endeavors.

”

“Violin: +1
Roseymonster: -7
Y2: -18
T*lt: -5
hyway: +1
pepsiformosa: -3”

“What do the Kiddies say these days?

"FAIL"?”