Hiking With Trolls

“Break out your little buddies and then take them for a hike. Let your trolls hang out!”

“I did invite Sarge to join me on a hike. He seemed to be afraid that my speed of about 1-MPH was not his speed. He did not say if that was too slow or too fast. I did not tell him that my speed estimate was in the mountains and not on level trails.”

“Is that up hill, or down?

'32oz”

“Nowslimmer times himself with a calendar.”

“I think we need to differentiate between Trolls, Garden Gnomes and These Things.”

“Ok, which of those choices are you. lol, This hike is for trolls, not the others.”

“Can I bring my dog on this hike and can he bring his gun?”

“Yes, and of course he can.”

“Hmm, Gator, I wonder if you have enough of your own trolls to keep yourself busy?”

“32ozgatorade - Both! And on rocks.”

“Ohh, Tenjen, I would just like to meet other trolls.”

“Sarge would probably crap his pants if he went that fast.”

“I understand. So, no one with multiple personalities at this shindig.”

“Be sure to bring your ATVs and your horses (... along with your guns, your dogs, boomboxes, etc.)

Maybe a politician or three, LMAO”

“Yet another example of Tilt starting it and not Sarge like popular belief.”

“*snicker*”

“Hmm, thats going to take some time to sort though. lol.”

“(VBG)”

“VBG? Very Big Grin? Venous Blood Gas? Very Bad Girl? Very Big Giggle?”

“Very Bad Gas.”

“Very butch girl.”

“Sign them up, I know they want to get out!”

“what time is this group meeting ?”

“Trolls, will be getting a early start.”

“Ok I scheduled to be off for this one. By some miracle I might be able to make it if the sun, moon and saturn align properly.”

“What time are we meeting?”