Peace, Daddy-O

“LMFAO! Okay come one, even some of you die hard lefties are scratching your head over this one, lol. What's next for this guy? Woman of the Year? Eskimo Farmer of the Year?



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_nobel_peace”

“I just heard that the entire world has given up their nukes. Can anyone else confirm this?”

“Obama Wins Peace Prize
Peace breaks Out Around the World.”

“Obama Wins Peace Prize
Unicorns sighted in Middle East”

“http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-obama-wins-nobel-peace-prize/story?id=8788973

Critics are sure to argue that Obama's accomplishments have yet to rival those of previous winners.

Two key White House aides were both convinced they were being punked when they heard the news, reported ABC News' George Stephanopoulos.

"It's not April 1, is it?" one said.”

“Obama Wins Peace Prize
Violin Proud Once More--Offers Pres Hummer”

“LMAO”

“OCTOBER SURPRISE: OBAMA WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE...
MIXED REVIEWS; 'EMBARRASSING JOKE'...
PAPER: This makes mockery of peace prize...
White House Aide: 'It's Not April 1st, Is It?'...”

“Was Jefferson Davis second?”

“AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

Awarding Katrina Looter Dude the Prize for Economics


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“Another jealous Darwin winner.”

“Meanwhile the Washington Post reports

Obama gets Nobel Prize, Women and Minorities to suffer most.


LOL....”

“I've heard Dan Brown is to receive the Nobel Prize in Literature.”

“Nope Stovie, that Nobel Prize went to a German. Sorry. Try again. Maybe next time.”

“The baby rednecks are *way* overdue for their diaper changes.”

“They just just eat them now.”

“The baby raper supporter keeps his diaper filled.”

“Eating another, eh?”

“NASA bombed the fùcking moon.”

“89,179,359,719,1439,2879 are primes. If you start with 89 and multiply by two and add one you get 179. Repeat with 179 and you get 359. Repeat with 359 and you get 719...”

“"Queueing" is the only word with 5 consecutive vowels in it.”

“There are only 3 extant mammals with greater or less than 7 cervical vertebrae: The manatee, and both species of sloth.”

“The big cats are leopards, lions, jaguars, and tigers. Surprisingly, Cheetahs are not classified as big cats. The difference? Big cats can roar. There's no such thing as a 'panther.'”

“Diphenhydramine (Benadryl) is a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor, and, in fact, was used to develop Prozac.”

“Chimney sweeps have a higher rate of scrotal cancer.”

“A Nobel for Nothing”