2009 Nobel Peace Prize

“Vile HATES that his messiah is so laughable.”

“Notice how violin isn't making any defense of what was obviously a hollow award. He's just enjoying pushing people's faces in it. Not that I blame him. It is pretty funny.”

“Well, duh.”

“
Sorry, Suckas ----

There is no Mass Death Prize for ol' Dickless Cheney....   Perhaps there's some sort of honorary Klan lynching thing you could BESTOW on him so he doesn't feel left out.

(there's no Dumbest Motherfvcker On The Planet Prize for Duhbya, either)



< WINK >


”

“I am thinking ZERO attacks from terrorists was a neat prize.”

“This is like finding a twenty in the parking lot. You didn't earn it and you can't return it so you might as well spend it.

Oh well, good on us I guess.”

“LOL...will this be like the Heismann for some freshman Football Player...what if he screws the pooch in a year (LOL)?”

“Tebow?”

“Talk about counting your chickens before they hatch....LOL

What this reminds me of is the Hiliarious Iran-Contra debacle. Where the libbies got Lt. Col Oliver North to testify by giving him immunity. LOL Then they can't get DOODLY out of him because he did not have the smoking gun.


OH crap..the State Run Associated Press is even starting to second guess D'OHbama

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obama_nobel_analysis;_ylt=AteKiOTJgYQva_i2bKrOoH0Gw_IE;_ylu=X3oDMTJxOXUxN3VoBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkxMDA5L3VzX29iYW1hX25vYmVsX2FuYWx5c2lzBGNwb3MDMgRwb3MDMgRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3JpZXMEc2xrA2FuYWx5c2lzb2JhbQ--
last edited: 10/09/09 1:09:17 PM”

“Nice job screwing up the thread”

“Woman Healed By Touching Hem Of Obama's Robe -- Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine
Friday, October 09, 2009 2:07:38 PM
UPI:

OSLO, Norway. A woman who was troubled with an issue of blood twelve years, came behind Obama through security today, and touched the hem of his garment. The woman claimed that she said within herself: "If I shall touch only his garment, I shall be healed." And Obama, turning and seeing her, said, "Be of good heart, daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole. And the woman was made whole from that hour." In response, Obama was granted the Nobel Prize in Medicine.”

“Some people's world view stops at the end of their noses. Duhbya's sycophants have a convenient case of amnesia re: all the people blown to bits in Bali, Madrid and Baghdad. They don't look like you so they don't count as human beings.

al-Qaida in Iraq was George Bush's creation.

And yours.

”

“
John McCain gives his fellow Republicans a lesson in how to behave like an adult:


“I can’t divine all their intentions, but I think part of their decision-making was expectations. And I’m sure the president understands that he now has even more to live up to. But as Americans, we’re proud when our President receives an award of that prestigious category.”

    – Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)

”

“T*lt never had to learn how to behave like an adult, because of his mama's money.”

“How does Stovie know so much about Tilt?
Back to the thread, I thought President Obama received the award graciously and with humility. Very unlike what some around here would characterize him. Senator McCain stepped up, why can't you?”

“That's how his mother raised him.”

“Obama signs Declaration of Independence; puts his "Hancock" above John's


President Obama signed the Declaration of Independence today, making it official; the colonies are no longer part of England. After signing his name in big purple crayon just above John Hancock's, the President was quoted as saying: "Since 1776 America wasn't officially America, until I signed this document today. Now that my signature has made America officially a nation, I can now implement my policies designed to destroy it. It would have been tough to destroy a country that didn't officially exist until today." October 9 will now replace July 4 as the official birthday for America. When asked what his next course of action would be, Obama replied, "I'm going to remove George Washington's face from Mt. Rushmore, because just like me, America won't know who its daddy is!"”

“OBAMA Wins National Spelling Bee

For the first time, the national spelling bee championship was decided by choosing the African-American US President with the best pronunciation while reading from a teleprompter. "Spelling isn't just getting the letters in correct order" said a spokesperson "it also has to do with the sum of your life experiences".”

“Hick Dead!!!”

“Back in the 70's....Yassa Arafat....a known terrorist supporter won the "Nobel Peace Prize". Those Norvegian judges/choosers of the NPP lost all credibility back then already.”

“T*ltypoo is just mad because everyone is laughing at his messiah.”

“

Obama has also been named the winner of the 2010 Tour de France because according to officials, "he could win if he wanted to."”

“We have two worlds; the Confederate and the Real.”

“NASA bombed the fùcking moon.”

“89,179,359,719,1439,2879 are primes. If you start with 89 and multiply by two and add one you get 179. Repeat with 179 and you get 359. Repeat with 359 and you get 719...”

“"Queueing" is the only word with 5 consecutive vowels in it.”

“There are only 3 extant mammals with greater or less than 7 cervical vertebrae: The manatee, and both species of sloth.”

“The big cats are leopards, lions, jaguars, and tigers. Surprisingly, Cheetahs are not classified as big cats. The difference? Big cats can roar. There's no such thing as a 'panther.'”

“Diphenhydramine (Benadryl) is a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor, and, in fact, was used to develop Prozac.”

“Chimney sweeps have a higher rate of scrotal cancer.”

“"Certainly from our standpoint, this gives us a sense of momentum -- when the United States has accolades tossed its way, rather than shoes."
- Assistant Secretary of State PJ Crowley”

“Where's your Hillary, vile?”

“It thinks in circles as well.”

“T*ltypoo sweeps have a higher rate of scrotal cancer.”

“A Nobel for Nothing”

“Speaking of species of sloth....
































NASA bombed the fùcking moon!”

“LOl @ stovie. cute shirt”

“Learning anything?”

“Hahaha. THe milli vanilli is excellent.

I love watching you guys blow a fuse. How many press conferences has Obama given since taking president? How many televised communications with the nation? How much has he made himself answerable to scrutiny and questions? Traveled overseas,himself, to talk with heads of state?? Vs his predecessor, who didn't even give a press conference his first year? And you complain about the media? Hahaha. ooohh hahahaha.

Sure, I don't think he's proven himself, but the WORLD happens to view differently about his potential. It's a different take on the award, but maybe this world needs some optimism.”

“NASA bombed the fùcking moon!”

“A 'windshield cowboy' is one who is too scared to actually ride a horse.... like what Vincente Fox said about the dearly departed dufus.

.... kinda like the 'pilot thing' on the flight deck of the Abraham Lincoln. He liked to play 'dress-up' but that's as far as it went. A Cowboy, a Jet Pilot.... He'd probably like to play Fireman, too.

He's starting to sound like a one-man Village People act,   < yikes >

”

“Maybe if you read my Facebook status once in a while you wouldn't be all surprised about having herpes right now.”

“Sure, I don't think he's proven himself, but the WORLD happens to view differently about his potential. It's a different take on the award, but maybe this world needs some optimism.”
roseymonster

Different take on the award, lol! He had been in office for 12 days when he receive the nomination.

I also heard that Obama is ahead of Tim Tebow as the frontrunner for the heisman. Yeah, just a different take on the award.”

“One CNN reporter pointed out it was odd that the man who ended the cold war and made huge strides towards reducing nukes in the world never even got a consideration.”

“The Repugs were in the running for the Toilet Brush Award for trying to flush the country down the toilet ---- But they were flushed by the voters before they could finish the job.

You know how bad you have to fvck up to wake up THOSE braindead suckers??   LOL


What will they do for an encore? Maybe Sarah Palin will hire Mark Foley as a consultant.

”

“No Sarah will be to busy buying play Girl looking at her ex son-in-law in it”

“One CNN reporter pointed out Reagan never even got a consideration acuzza he's fuggin' DEAD!”