Cristal Bridges Art Museum

“We have a new museum opening today in Bentonville, said to rival anything in the Country. They've been building it for 3 years and it's truly amazing. I'll post pictures later but it's huge. One of the Walton(wal-Mart) heirs put up LOTS of money for it. They have all sorts of art from local artist to Rembrants and Picassos. Im looking forward to taking the family( after deer season of corse). It's a big deal around here so I had to mention it.”

“Sweet”

“I heard about that on NPR, they seemed impressed despite the veneer of bicoastal sneering in the story.”

“Lol, them hicks got em some a that there art. They even got finger paintings!”

“I hope it looks better than the Clinton library in Little Rock. That thing looks like a single wide on cinder blocks. Perfect for Arkansas, though - LOL”

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“Well that didn't work at all”

“Is it true that they'll have an exhibit of the entire "dogs playing poker" series, on velvet?

Just funnin' ya. Sounds great - enjoy your visit.”

“Violin, they got a huge poker dogs on velvet mural . Spared no expense, no expense”

“Wal-Art?”

“Good one!”

“Shucks, with all this culture we're gettin' we Arkies may have to start wearin' shoes...”

“Now owl don't start talkin crazy. If I wore shoes I might step on one of the chickens in living room....”

“http://crystalbridges.org/


Some friends went there and confirmed it's pretty amazing”

“Hey d00d, what's that useless looking ramp leading downward in the upper right of the photo? A trap for silly yankees?”

“No we got a Yankee alarm at the front gate for that.....”

“From the website it looks like it leads to an under ground parking garage.”

“Nice, I never thought I would have a reason to drive to bentonville.”

“I don't know, I think I like the plastic one best.”

“Come on down Mutt, I'll take you deer hunting. You can gut a deer, right? Does Armani make camo?”

“My understanding is that you have to have tickets. They are free, but they specify a date and time. So don't plan on just driving up and wondering in. I think that is correct.”

“Good one!”