This Thread Makes You Stupid

“Have at it:”

“I prefer the MSR Pocket Rocket and I also never leave home without the MSR Mini Works.
I know, I know, they're both MSR products. I didn't plan it that way, I just liked them the best so that's what I got.

Wait, What?

Wrong thread?

Oh uhm ... My bad, nevermind then...”

“Try this.. Thisyear we will experience four unusual dates....1/1/11,1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 .... NOW go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born, plus the age you will be this year and it WILL EQUAL 111...

I blame the Muslims..”

“If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half; how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?”

“Oh Oh.....mildbill.....I know this one. 22 minutes.”

“What if we were already stupid?”

“I know you are but what am I?”

“This thread is far too complicated for a Canuck, eh?”

“What's a Canuck?”

“Nemster you heard this one before. Give the others a chance.”

“Mildbill: The answer is obvious, its the same amount of time as it will take for a six legged turtle to de-bone a gallon of sardine ice cream.

Here's one for you: If a centipede a pint, and a millipede a quart, then how much would a precipice?”

“3.4 liters?”

“C'mon, Bill, we met at Traildays. Remember? Hi, by the way.

Doug”

“LOL! Of course I remember you Gremlin.”

“I'd like to take this occasion to apologise for everything I said or did (but you're not allowed to tell me what it was).”