What next?

“Let's get some controversy going around here. I heard these people interviewed on the radio this morning. What do you think? Are they serious or is it a hoax/scam?”

“The Second Coming Project
P.O. Box 295
Berkeley, CA 94701


Berkeley! That says it all don't it! These people are nut jobs IMNSHO.”

“I'm staying as far away from this one as I possibly can.”

“Nigal, if you cloned dear Darrel, you could probably get half the amount of work done on your site in twice the amount of time (ssssh, don't tell Darrel, it would hurt his little feelings, okay?).

Just because this guy Jesus' body may be cloned (who knows exactly where that pristine foreskin came from, anyway?!) doesn't mean the soul is willing to enter it again. HElloooooo, Christians, don't Christians believe in souls?”

“I think it's a seriously faux scam. Clever enough to speak to the already dumbed-down masses.”

“LMAO at that one kleetn”

“Hey, if they're successful, maybe I can ask Jesus what kind of tent to buy.”

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ahem.... huh huh.... Oh my God! you people are killin' me, here! huh huh haa haaa!! HAAAAAA!!!!!!
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“BaSO4- too funny!”

“huh huh, my ass just fell off...
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“Jesus didn't use a tent. he was more gung-ho on ultralight minimalism than nigal.”

“Hey, if I bring Jesus backpacking with me, he could turn my water into wine and then we could party down and just think, if I caught a couple of fish, he could feed us all for a week. I urge everyone to send those guys money, then we could all have our own Jesus' to bring backpacking. Tell Mel to keep her llamas, I got me a Jesus.”

“Yes, but he would know what kind BaSO4 needs.”

“No need for gaiters, either, huh! He could teach us to part the waters!

Bunch of heretical hooligans...you're cracking me up.”

“Stop it...you guys are killin' me!

...can't stop laughing.”

“How about him calling up an angel to lighten the load?”

“...ooh! Ooh! How about cloning the disciples? I could use a crew of men....a'course I don't think anyone bothered to save any of THEIR foreskins for progeny's sake.”

“You and your fuzzy wankers....”

“using disciples as sherpas??”

“Does that water-into-wine still need to be filtered?”

“Hey I'm all for a Divine Comedy/Come-uppance any day of the week.

Maybe I'll change my handle to Magdeline.”

“"Can we use the lost ark on rowdy boy scout troops?? please, Dad, please!!!"

Yeah, Jesus could be the ticket!!”

“is he going to insist that the bible is the complete walker 4?”

“'Your own personal Jesus'...Depeche Mode had it figured out already.”

“I'm a virgin -
but I ain't got no uteris )-:3”

“Hey, if we send those guys enough money, could they clone the Devil too? That way I would never have to worry about starting a fire and with his cloven hoofs, he would be low impact on the trail.”

“You?re dang right He was an ultralighter Raddy!

"And commanded them that they should take nothing for their journey, save a a staff only; no scrip, no bread, no money in their purse."
Mark 6:8”

“Dear Second Coming Project:
I am afraid that my quota of Jesus' is full. However, I would like to order a Noah. You see, I am going a canoeing trip and I heard that he was a hell of a boat builder. If Noah is not currently in stock, then please substitute a Moses. I know that with a Moses it could be a long trip, but I heard that he had a penchant for finding water and bringing manna from heaven. Enclosed is my check for $19.95. I'm in sort of hurry so could you ship FED EX priority one?”

“next-day deliverance?”

“And on the third day kleetn did sayeth, "Sumbitch! What hath my link wrot?"”

“LOL, rad.

Instant salvation, just add nucleus! Why be an oocyte, when zygotism is just an injection away!”

“That's great! Are they are seriously nuts, or do they have aonderfully warped sense of humor? I dunno, then again some people ask the same about me (with me the answer is "both").”

“That's great! Are they are seriously nuts, or do they have aonderfully warped sense of humor? I dunno, then again some people ask the same about me (with me the answer is "both").”

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“Damn! I've already become seriously incohorent over this. Sorry for the extraneous posts.”

“Jesus could help you with that twitch, my friend.”

“There is a fictional book by Bill Meyer (I think) called Blood From Heaven. In the book they find a goblet with Christ?s blood on it and they take His DNA and inject it into a guy who is on death row for murder. This guy is a bad-a@@ mamajama and the story follows his reintroduction into society and all the changes and things the guy goes through. It is a very good book.”

“'..in-co-HOr-ant?'

Discombobulated Trail Ho among us!”

“Thanks for the tip Nigal; I'd like to read it.”

“Tip? As in 'foreskin'? Oh, never mind.”

“"Dearly beloved, we have before us the body of Jesus Christ. He has left us to join his Father's kingdom"

"May I have a lock of his hair?" asked Peter.

"I would like the crown of thorns" replied John.

"Please, may I have the shroud to take back to Turin?" Paul said quietly.

"Duh, where's his foreskin?" inquired Billy Jeff rigidly.

Come on, who saves a foreskin for 2000+ years?”

“Didn't read the whole thing. Does the article say that they'll be using the wine or wafers from communion to clone him?”

“Arc - no, the real deal, from fleshly relics. Genes. DNA. Ya know, like the sheep cloning...hey...they ARE in cahoots!”

“I think the real question is... KLEETN, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF RADIO STATION DO YOU LISTEN TO.

Come on, come clean with us... Are you a member of this group..”

“We'll have to upwardly revise the doctrine of the Trinity, the quadity, the quintity...

Although this does bring up the question of which great religious figure would be the best backpacker.

I think that Mohammed, praise be upon him, would be the strictest at maintaining low pack-weight.

Jesus would be good for previously mentioned reasons.

My personal vote goes to the Dalai Llama. I went to a press conference he had one time. I could drink with that man.”

“So if they get a donor egg from some chick who is really Lucifer what happens?

Does the Virgin have to be a Jew?”

“No eggs involved here, bacpac, just nucleii!

Hey..is this a conspiracy, or what?!

No uterus, no eggs...eeeek!”

“...And I said, Hey Lama, how 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort? And he says, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me, which is nice.”

“That sews it up, then: they can't create a true Christ without a Virgin and all the acoutrements a woman has.”

“Berkeley--that's my home town! This is definitely the product of some people with a seriously disturbed sense of humor...

...and I wish I had thought of it first!
;-)”