What next?

“No, I'm not a member of that group. I heard an interview with the guy on KISW! SEATTLE'S BEST ROCK! (gotta say it just like they do) on the morning show when they just do interviews and call-ins....pretty amusing most days.”

“So what happens if they make 2 Jesuses (Jesi?) by mistake and they arm wrestle?”

“Yall know what's truely sad?There are poor saps that really believe this stuff.”

“Who needs to wait for a clone when you can have yer own plastic Jesus?

I don't car if it rains or freezes, long as I got my Plastic Jesus mounted on the dashboard of my car...

BTW Mr. Reformed: Buddha is a hell of a good backpacking and drinking Buddy (he goes ultra light, having acheived detachment from all that gear). Tho' some times he gets all drunk and maudlin. Then he gets all teary and depressed and goes into this all life is sorrow bullshoi....

Old goat face can be a whole hell of a lot of fun too, 'cept when he gets sloppy drunk and starts obsessing about his relationship with God an' how God never understood him, and always liked the other archangels better.

Dionysus is about the only diety I know that can handle alcohol really well.”

“The really funny part is that the calender is so skrewed up, that the new millenium isn't when it's supposed to be. So does god run by our callenders now?”

“Dang kleet! I missed it? Bet that crew had a good time with it.

Maybe I'll catch it in the 5:00 am re-run of the previous day's shenanigans.”

“I wonder what it feels like when that day comes and they realize that they were wrong?”

“I put my money on "hoax"! Someone watched Jurassic Park while dropping acid and - presto - The Second Coming Project.

Any weirdo can have a decent looking web page on line in 30 minutes. (hey - no comments about my web pages please.)”

“I heard these guys interviewed on the radio a couple months ago. They sounded sane for a couple minutes then really got a little (actually a lot) wacked out. The guy being interviewed knew nothing about the science, spoke in generalities, and expected cooperation from all the scientific entities that this would involve. Then he expected baby Jesus to be handed over to him to be raised and left alone. Actually Phil, I think he did get the idea while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Did you listen, too?”

“I think this would make a good Simpson's episode. Maybe a Halloween special.”

“Hey Barium Sulfate, how'd you get your name?”

“mediaman - I haven't heard them yet, but it stands to reason they are whacked out.

Did anyone see the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, "The End of Time"? Same sort of thing. They wanted to make a Y2K movie based on "end-time" events in the Bible, so they sstttrrrreeeettccchhhhedd and came up with something. I thought the movie was moderately entertaining in spite of the bogus premise.

(I did go see "The Patriot" last week and thought it was awesome--but that would be another thread)”

“Wasn't that "End of Days"? Oh yea, has anyone seen X-men?”

“Patriot was a cool movie, I love that time period, I recently fould a 6pounder in my basement while digging, pretty cool huh?”

“Wow deathmarch99, you actually realized the term BaSO4 as being Barium Sulfate. Well I got the name in college chemistry freshman year. You see, my first name is Barry and the guys started calling me Barium. Then we got into compounds, the sulfides, sulfites and sulfates. After that, the last 3 years of school, one of my nicknames was sulfate. I know it's pretty stupid, but even after 20 years, these guys still call me sulfate. I guess it could have been worse given what rhymes with Barry and believe me, I've heard them all.”

“pedxing, you an old Imus fan?”

“Not worth any answer.!!”

“Arc: I hear Imus every once in a while. He can be really funny, but Plastic Jesus predates even Imus.

How do I post a clink on link here, as opposed to just a web address? I think I still have a Plastic Jesus link somewhere.”

“<a href="http://www.linktowhatever.com">text here</a>”

“*gasping for air and holding my tummy* Geez! I go away for one day and what do I find but you nuts cloning Christ!”

“Thanks Tehipite!”

“What are you guys trying to do to me?!?!??! *wiping eyes*”

“Blasphemy! All Jesus needs is a squirrel thrown in the mix and he'd have a real happening party thang going down.”

“Dear Second Coming Project:
It has now been 30 days since I ordered my Jesus clone. To date, I have not received my Jesus nor a phone call from you explaining the delay. Please cancel my order. I will be leaving on trip soon and I was counting on Jesus for inputs on tents and providing the wine for the trip. I am begining to have my doubts as to whether not your company will ever be able to deliver. A slick web site, but no product equals no profits. Forget about my offer to buy in on your IPO.
Sincerely,
BaSO4”

“I want to be cloned! That way one of me can stay home with my children and the other one of me can go to school. We'll alternate, of course. Then at night, we'll mind meld and share our days. Hey, and my clone would actually *want* to know how my day went and *want* to mind meld because it's me. Right?! Yeah, yeah and fiddlin twinkies would be a lot more interesting. Hmmmmm!! I think I'm onto something. I want to be cloned.”

“Sunshine is your real name, Brittany?”

“Sunshine I would like to have one of your clones too. I need someone to fiddle my twinkie!!!!!”

“Hey spam,

www.mailorderbrides.com”

“ROFLMAO!!
Spam, why would I leave such a fun job to my clone... Oh yeah, kids come first. Okay, it's a deal, but I'll still get to enjoy it vicariously through the mind meld. LOL!!!

bacpac, Why no. My name is Mary Beth. Why? Do I remind you of someone?”

“Sunshine? Mary Beth? You sure you ain't from Walton's Mountain?

And yes I would prefer the real you butt a clone will do in a pinch!”

“Sunshine you remind me of Brittany, the lesbian HG on Big Brother. Not that you are a lesbian, but because Brittany had fantasy images of her lifelong mate who was an impossible match, because she was a lesbian in denial of her sexuality which on the show, but reunited with her lesbian lover the night after she was banished from BB. Which is something???

I don't think you are gay, Are you?

that were impossible, because she c”

“I just wish homosexuals weren't on TV.”

“LOL bacpac!

I don't watch tv so I don't know anything about your references but I can tell you this. No, I'm not a lesbian. It's just my way of whining that I'm not getting laid. Or is it layed. Regardless, I'm just too busy for a relationship and casual sex is too dangerous. I'll stop my "whin'n" :o)”

“Sunshine that problem can be fixed!!!!!”

“LAWSEY ME!!! Such sultriness, and I were'nt invited .... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!”

“nekkid, ain't you still gotta repair the wall-damage from makin' that last youngun!”

“And what of the 12 other dudes, I mean your gonna bring this guy back without his friends. That will be quit the bummer. He'll have to carry that tent without his sherpas”

“Hey, I'm all for it if they can do the water into wine thing.
How about the fishes too?
Will I still need to use lures and power bait?”

“Heck no radman, I wallpapered right over it, you cain't even tell. Just don't lean on it!”

“Sunshine: I think it's "laid" ;-)”

“Oh, COOL! BaSo4 resurrected the resurrection!

sunshine, dahling - what a marvelous idea...you'd know exactly how to do it right if it was your own self, now, wouldn'tcha???”

“Lesbians, clones, and mail order Jesus Babies?
Will someone please answer me about the power bait question?”

“hel mel, i think he will just turn those delicious trout into loaves of bread.

but he can run out on the lake and get more!”

“baso, how's your savior-clone doing? does it run smoothly? i heard that the wine is a little watered down compared to the original.”

“Izzie making wine coolers instead?”

“LOL!!!! yeah, them kiwi-strawberry ones. i heard that someone modified their savior-clone and now all it makes is mad dog 20/20. ugh!”

“here ya go, flyguy69.”

“Jesus to Jesus:

"I've been duped!"”