Hola Ricardo Cabezas!!

“Well it seems like things never change at thebackpacker.com. The same old crowd of losers is still hanging around. Dayum, don't you people have anything better to do with your lives than sit around dreaming about doing things?

It's pitiful to come back here and see the same material being re-hashed for the galzillionth time.
Once and for all ... Gore-Tex doesn't breath ...it sucks. And MSR still makes crappy gear. That settles it.

Myself ...well I've been down in Costa Rica for ...hell I can't remember now .....eight months or so. And it was fine too. Las chicas son bonitas y caliente!

But for an unfortunate run-in with the Federales Mexicalas I'd still be down there living the lifestyle I so richly deserve. A man can live like a king there. Now I have to come back to this dreary country where nobody is free, the women are fat, and the cops are everywhere.

Guess I'm going to have to grow one ass-kicking crop so I can beat a hasty retreat outta this place.”

“Need customers?”

“Gee, 9 years later and this post is still contemporary.

“Well it seems like things never change at thebackpacker.com."”