Anyone "shocked the monkey" yet ?

“I won me 20 bananna buck$ so far. (:(I)”

“Kewl!

I spank my monkey if that counts!”

“Shah! Only all the way from Jr. high to 12th grade! Oh, wait! We aren't talkin' 'bout the same thing are we?”

“Alright! Alright! Stop badgering me! Jr. high until yestarday! Are you happy now!!!”

“ROTFALMAO!
You guys made me forget what I was going to write. I just thought I was the only sick puppy in the world of dogs! I read some of this stuff you write and I don`t feel half so bad about myself any more. Nothing I was going to write was half as good. I think you two about said it all!”

“Speaking of sick puppies.

My work had a sexual harrassment training seminar yesterday. It was funny. People get really pissed off about a few stupid words. Like your not allowed to say "you guys", or "you girls", or "Chief", etc in the work place, becuase a few insecure people find it offensive.

You can call me anything you want, and I won't give a damn.”

“WC,
Did they provide danish and a coffee cart. If so, then it was all worthwhile. "Diversity Training" is another fun one.”

“I've been through three or four different diversity training sessions in the last two and a half years. Yeah, some of it may seem trivial, but important none the less.

On a different note.

I got a rubber chicken for an early Xmas present. If you squeeze it it squaks. Some of my fellow staff members don't like it. They think if they choke it it will stop. I wish they would get a clue, my chicken's gonna squak no matter how hard anybody chokes it.

ok, I'm sorry. I'll be good now.”

“I zapped that monkey but he won't stay dead.
I won 65 bananas, but I'll be damned if I go back to that money tree site.
What a waste of 15 minutes.”

“wild child,

for once, i feel for ya, man.”

“Anybody polish their cane? Anybody practice Palma Sutra?”

“I see the monkey is back! How's come Bin-Laden's face ain't up there?”

“Oldie... are you sure it's your chicken that's squawking when it get's choked? :-9”

“LMAO!! isn't that the funniest monkey you've ever seen?”

“it looks like a drunk tarp rat!”

“HAHAHAHHAA!! exactly what i told him... we have this picture of him when we're getting ready to leave a campsite, and he looks just like that! aaaahhh, i kill me...

i have a monkey obsession...”

“Well then....... I guess that explains it.”

“and just what is that supposed to mean, mr. Rabbit? ;-)”

“lyra is a monkey spanker.”

“...a monkey's monkey spanker!”

“LOL!!!”

“
Spank ME!!! Spank ME!!! Spank ME!!!”

“okay, check this out!! tooo funny! Tarpie just sent it to me. i e-mailed you and skully with it, rad, but it's too much fun not to share...

a real commercial in Britain

the dude's at a sperm bank, in case there's any confusion...”

“OR France, whatever...i think that was French at the end of that...”

“SPAIN!

Who is using my Wild Child name? Bastard!”

“oh, whatever, i'm American, what do i care ;-)

dude, this is from like a year ago! smoke some more weeeeeed!! ;-)”

“F U”

“OH NO #&%!$!

That was me...

Whoops! I was a dumb ass!”

“Hey look it's me!!!!!Thats what I turn into when I forget to take my pills.....:)Don't I just look nutz!!!!!:)

Crazy Mike”

“oh, Tarpie takes plenty of pills, don't ya, baby? hehehe!!”

“I called myself a bastard... that's the funniest thing that has happened all year!”

“G-d, I love that Selective Forgetting...!”

“Brain problems?Hehehehehe...:)
I have them too.Don't feel bad.......:)

Crazy Mike”

“Yo Mama's gwine tuh kick yo ass, TR.”

“What love there is here....:)”

“Don be talkin bout ma MAMA, Bwah!”

“woah, how did your MOM get involved?”