Darwin Awards

“Darwin awards are reserved for those that remove themselves from the gene pool, either by demise or inability to procreate.

While idiot misadventures are funny and may deserve a thread, their stories are off topic here.

Some gay marriages may belong here.”

“Don't go hurting rosey's feelings with 'rules', manuka. ;-)”

“More teenagers climbing trees with loaded shotguns, etc.”

“Saw this on FB today...

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/video/video.php?v=91664682070&ref=nf

This is what happens when you tamp the ground too hard over your improvised explosive device (IED). The attached video of thermal footage was recorded from an AC-130 gunship from a mile or more away. No rounds were fired by the aircraft. Some jihadists were trying to bury an IED made from a 155mm artillery shell. Evidently, they lost the instruction manual. Problem resolved with no US intervention.”

“Dayum! I think the individual watching the live feed, then saying "DUDE!" was the topper!”

“Girl dies Tweeting in the tub

http://ca.tech.yahoo.com/blogs/the_gadget_hound/rss/article/3656”

“Darwin doesn't count on this one. She was an old woman past reproduction age.”

“that bear saved Obama the trouble”

“Good point.”

“�that bear saved Obama the trouble�
HighPlainsDrifter
6:30:42 AM
8/11/09
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Stovie
6:34:38 AM
8/11/09



I am really having a hard time determining which of you two is more pathetic.”

“Your Messiah isn't doing so well.


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“Mandatory end of year counselling every 5 years. Wow!!”

“WTF does any of that have to do with the fact a woman was mauled and killed by a bear?

Did I completely miss something? Was the bear's actions a result of the current adminstrations policies?

Let me explain it in terms even the two of you ought to understand....

Tragically, this woman died while being eaten alive by a bear. Granted her stupidity was a factor, but it doesn't lessen the value of her life.

Whether Obama, Bush, or the Pope himself was President wouldn't have any effect on the situation.

God, I would absolutely hate to be in position where I was so miserable with my life that I had to take the road the two of you are on.”

“end of life”

“chili36, Obama's healthcare advisor supports a healthcare system where people above a certain age are denied life-saving coverage, and instead, are given death counseling. His science advisor also supports that. This lady was old. Under Obama's care, she needs to die anyways to save us money.”

“Well sadly enough I have to concede I can't explain it in terms the two of you can understand.

I am lead to believe that would be impossible.”

“Maybe you should be doing the understanding and not the explaining.”

“What, and make this woman's death a political event?

I can't get on that level with you HPD.”

“Her death isn't a political event. Obama's plan is.”

“�that bear saved Obama the trouble�
HighPlainsDrifter
6:30:42 AM
8/11/09

You made it political. Those are your words, not mine.

Of course, I wouldn't expect you to see that. It's way too clear.”

“your wasting your keystokes chili”

“Yet chili wants to argue about it.”

“Good point, RA.”

“Stove and HPD were obviously the challenged, unliked kids at school who received attention by be fukups. And, they continue the behavioral pattern today, as displayed on trail talk. Sophmoric comments, everything's a lame joke, all actions an attempt to make themselves the center of attention. It's classic material for adult abnormal behavior 101.”

“Poor rosey sounds bitter, and silly at the same time. LOL”

““GOD DAMN IT KEVIN, WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO F UP EVERY THREAD...F'ING STOP IT! We don't want to hear politics or feugo every time you feel like butting in b!tch
OPIE
5:22:03 PM
8/10/09
last edited: 8/10/09 5:21:51 PM””

“It's readily apparent to everyone on here that you're the bitter one, Stove.”

“LOL�
Stovie
12:43:46 PM
8/11/09

Poor, bitter Stovie. (shakes head sadly)”

“Try "I know you are, what am I" next time, moonbat.”

“LMAO, nc!”

“You've done an excellent job alienating just about everyone on here.

I can't help but wonder what sort of personality shift happened when you had your stroke, since people react to you on here, like you are a different person or maybe more of an a-hole than you used to be? Or maybe, you just became angry and resentful over your situation and have opted to take that out on others?

It's not a very pleasant way to be, Stovie.”

“chili and roam around are big advocates on trailtalk of people not making things political. They're always criticizing the left for that too, ya know.”

“roseymonster doesn't alienate people when he singles them out and criticizes them, only Stovie alienates people when he does it.”

“Wisdom for poor rosey.
It always comes down to 'joking' about my stroke from you kind moonbats like drunkO and you, doesn't it rosey?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL”

“Personally, I think RM went over the line with that.”

“FIGHT! FIGHT!”

“Stovie went azzhole long before any stroke.
Maybe it was menopause.

silly rosey bat moon monster”

“I expect nothing less from nasty trolls, t*lt, rosey, and drunkO.”

“Always? This was the first time I've ever mentioned it.

But you're right, Mark-O. Some people are just big a-holes from the get-go.

Sorry for the misdiagnosis, Stove. You're suffering from gaping, giant a-hole syndrome. Your symptoms are that the shyt never stops flowing outta ya.”

“this troll approved by chili”

“That last pic is now my screen saver at work!”

“http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/02/02/boston-legal-actor-justin-mentell-killed-in-car-accident/

Is there anyone who does NOT wear a seat belt?”

“my mom. shes a little overweight, but not gargantuan. she says it makes her "uncomfortable"

yea, you can roll your eyes. i have the same reaction”

“I've noticed that large people put additional importance on being "cumfy" (oh how I hate that slang term).

They tend to be more interested in wearing slippers or things that are "cozy". It's like they tend to lack discipline and excuse their behavior that they deserve to be comfortable. (although, I suspect that's just a defensive excuse)

Perhaps it's a thing where they are more sensitive to physical feelings of comfort (as with comfort food).”

“Crash...I am so with you on this. But as a libertarian I prefer laws that "limit" damages to laws that mandate wearing of belts.

I would prefer to see laws that say "Hey wear it if you want, but if you are not wearing it we will limit the payments for your injuries."

Make it limited to even the amount of disability you can get.”

“XL, you're a libertarian? So, what did you think of the whole Bush/Iraq war thing?”

“I many states you must wear a seat belt, but a motorcycle rider doesn't have to wear a helmet. Where's the logic there?”