Since I didn't get my Gear Guide...

“...Would my well-informed friends here at TT do some shopping and comparing, and then drooling for me?

I need...umm... a new bag... no, two...no... 4...NOOO! SIX! I need bags for all seasons... and for a friend.

And I need a new stove. Nevermind that I got 4 already, I wanna Peet-zo stove, too. A light one. Yup. but not Tytayneum, cuz the cost lots.

And, lessee, what else... Ohhh... I wanna tarp, I think. And a new pack. Yea, THAT'S it, I wanna new pack. Infernal. For weekends and stuff like that. And maybe ANOTHER pack, another infernal... for a week hike. I gotta Kelty Super-T, and now I wanna try a new and different pack. Yup. And, lessee.... what else... OH YEAH!... I wanna this, and a that, and a one o' them there, I gotta have, gotta buy, gonna wear, wear, wear! Have ta see, what fits me, and test my credit limit, I'm a hiker and a packer, and I can't get too much of it!

HHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!”

“I wanna
I wanna
I wanna

Like kids at christmas time”

“I was about to ask:

Who do you think we are?
Santa Claus?

What about US?!”

“The Doctor will see you now OBI!”

“Hey Doc... Ya see, I know dis guy...”