Kleetn, do you know where your squirrel is?

“
Need I say more?”

“what? did that groundhog kill kleetybob's squirrel?”

“Holy Sh!t. Watch out Kleetn, this rodent's crazy and won't stop at nothing!”

“Man, say it ain`t so! Kleetn`s squirrel is a lover not a fighter, you can look at him and tell that!LOL”

“LOL!”

“My squirrel is quite upset over this. In his state of agitation he has, in a sense, forced me 'out of the closet'.

See what I mean?

Brutal.”

“What a hoot!LOL”

“Forced you "out of the closet"??

Is this your new boyfriend, kleetn? Someone better tell your wife. ;o)”

“I think you need to shave more than your chest.”

“I found a beefed up version of kleetn's squirrel elsewhere!

Celeb status!!


http://www.smileaboutit.com/funnypics/squirrel.htm”

“


What a peacefull squirrel.”

“I've created a monster”

“suffer, DM99!!!! HA HA HAAAAaaaa!!!!”

“Sadly, I've found him”

“That's just his cousin from WV playing a trick on some starving motorists!”

“I've seen 'em running around the south side of Chicago”

“YUMBLILICIOUS SQUASHED SQUIRREL POT PIE

2 squashed squirrels (2 - 2 1/2 lbs.)
2 1/2 cups water
1 1/2 tsp. salt
2 tbsp. butter
Dash of black pepper
Rolled dumplings
Parsley

This is an excellent way to cook old squirrels which are too tough for frying. Wipe thoroughly with a damp cloth and remove all hair. Remove any shot and scent glands. Wash well inside and out with warm water. Cut into serving pieces. Put squirrel into a kettle; add water and salt; heat to boiling. Reduce heat; cover tightly and simmer until very tender (2-3 hours depending on age of animal). The meat should be almost ready to fall from the bones.

Add pepper and butter. Increase the heat until liquid boils. Lay the rolled dumplings over the top of squirrel; cover tightly and cook for 12-15 minutes. Do not lift cover during cooking. Place squirrel in a hot plate and arrange dumplings around the edge. Cooking the dumplings in the liquid should thicken the gravy to just the right consistency. Pour gravy over squirrel and dumplings. A little fresh chopped parsley may be sprinkled over the top for garnish. 4 servings.”

“snackboy
Don't you remove his balls?
EEEEEEEEEEEK!”

“uh, kleety....
Honeylamb?

You think maybe you could push up that loincloth of yours? Just a tad?

And I don't care if you shave your chest. Just so long's I don't get razor rash on the end of my nose.”

“Where has kleety been?”

“Is he on his Rainier trip?”

“speaking of kleetn, where is tarpy been lately? Or have I just missed him posting?”

“Yeah, tarpy usually announces his upcoming absences quite vocally....expressing his displeasure with something.”

“Call off the search party. I've been on a little vacation.

Click to take a look.

I'm outta here tonight to make an attempt at Mt. Baker (it's a long story, Rainier is looking like it will have to wait til August.)”

“Found Tarpy:
”

“Welcome back to work, Kleety.”

“Great pics, kletty. I especially liked the sunset and Mt. Adams pictures. Good lookin' family, too.”

“Good pics kleet. I love the North-Western coastline. Hey, that goatee looks suspiciously familiar. Is that just a touch of grey I'm noticing there?”

“dude, that motorcycle picture is NOT FUNNY!! AT ALL!!! boo.
Tarpy is just fine, he just hasn't been at work for the past few days (the loser). he was, however, upstaged (no pun intended) last night at the Poe/Depeche Mode concert we went to--the people in front of us brought a tarp to put on the wet grass (lawn seats, yippee) and we didn't. :^)”

“How the hell did he get to GERMANY?

Firemen called out to rescue squirrel

A squirrel had to be rescued by firemen after breaking into a chocolate bar vending machine in Muehlhausen, Germany.

The animal sneaked into the machine in the entrance hall of a swimming pool in Muehlhausen.

Firemen had to bring in heavy cutting equipment to prise open the machine and release the squirrel.

The animal was unhurt and fled up the nearest tree but one of the rescue team was bitten in the finger.

Story filed: 5:32 Thursday 12th July 2001”

“Sorry to report this, everyone, but my squirrel came out of his tree and saw his shadow. There will be six more weeks of lime green jello showers, mixed with periods of poor haiku and ocaisional bad spelingg.”

“Get your squirrel a life, dude!”

“literally!!

hope this works... ”

“Walk in the door from the office today and here comes a squirrel trucking across the living room carpet. Slows down right in front of me with belly to the floor and crawls through the doorway with it's tail between its legs (so it seems).

Get into the kitchen and it's obvious he's been mischeivous. Seriously bizarre deal.

kleetn, you have to do something about your squirrel.”

“Did you get pictures of it?I wish I could have see that...:)”

“

Tekapo, the squirrel's code of honor clearly states Thou art expected to steal. The fact is, it was just your turn.

Oh, yes, there's also Thou shalt not commit monogamy, but that's sort of lurid and we won't go there.”

“What, the squirrel has a code of ethics and Kleetn doesn't? That ain't right.”

“Mike- Nope, didn't have the camera with me. It wasn't a surprise, we sometimes have ducks and a swan mingling around on our back porch looking for handouts too. There's kind of a small lake in our back yard.

The big game should show up some time soon.”

“Thats cool.I saw a program on tv once about a guy in Min who always had black bears around his house.It was kind of neat he would be sitting in front of his house and the bears would come right up to him.....Of corse he had been studing black bears for more then 25 years so I guess that helps.”

“kleetn has been studying squirrels nuts for twice that!

didn't you know, he's like 124”

“Hey, get your squirrel off of my house. I've cleaned his nest off of my roof three times this winter. Man, give a squirrel a big pair and he thinks he owns the world!”

“Now thats funny.....:)”

“LMAO.........:)”

“One last chance, Kleet, or I'm gonna load my rifle.”

“Did someone post this link to fascinating reasearch which was conducted just a mile or so from my home?
Top research at Harvard

or similar research done with superior subjects at UT Austin?

Top research at Harvard”

“Second link should have read "Top research at UT!"”

“Them Texas squirrels didn't look no bigger than the Massachusetts squirrels.”