Kleetn, do you know where your squirrel is?

“Faderus must die for attempting to rickroll the master.”

“Sounds like he did rickroll kleetn/phaedrus.”

“That's just how I roll.”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

stupid squirrel”

“Gotta watch that whole squirrelly video each time it's posted. Can't get enough.”

“First targe den kleet gonna kee-ull Phaedrus??

Tay it tain't toe!”

“Drugs are bad.”

“Hi Kleetn!”

““First targe den kleet gonna kee-ull Phaedrus??

Tay it tain't toe!”
MarkO
6:30:24 PM
11/09/08

Kleetn ain't got time for me! He's in a new band.



He's front right. Plays Bass.

Soul-funky.”

“What the hell did we ever do to you that would make you post THAT? � � ROF”

“Good grief, I remember the '70s!”

“Hey, Pamster!



As fer the rest of you jackasses....get yourself some truck nutz and shaddup!
”

“Are you sure those truck nutz aren't made in China?”

“Well kripes, I drive a lil ol Ranger. Does this apply?”

“I dunno.... � How much clearance does that Ranger have?”

“We've got an old Dakota just for firewood. I wonder if they make old truck nuts? Kinda shrivelly and swollen? Regular truck nuts just don't seem fitting.”

“Which is it, shrivelly or swollen??

Kleetn?”

“Lol!”

“Dang them greys!!!”

“Where's Snackboy with the recipes?”

“Snackboy indeed!”

“Like a small, grey coffee pot,
Sits the squirrel; he is not,
All he should be - kills by dozens,
Trees and eats his red-brown cousins.

The keeper, on the other hand,
Who shot him is a Christian and,
Loves his enemies, which shows,
The squirrel was not one of those.

I memorised that in high school some forty-five years ago, but can't remeber the name of the author.
last edited: 1/08/09 8:52:55 AM”

“The Red Menace?”

“Sounds like a ditty Dunadan would have written!”

“Preheat the oven
Grind your nuts to a fine paste
Garnish the squirrel”

“Hey, Ralphie!!”

“



VERUCA SALT
(Roald Dahl & Danny Elfman)

Veruca Salt, the little brute
Has just gone down the garbage chute
And she will meet as she descends
A rather different set of friends

A rather different set of friends
A rather different set of friends

A fish head, for example, cut
This morning from an halibut
An oyster from an oyster stew
A steak that no one else would chew

And lots of other things as well
Each with its rather horrid smell�
Horrid smell��

These are Veruca's new found friends
That she will meet as she descends

These are Veruca's new found friends�


[instrumental interlude w/ sitar]


Who went and spoiled her? � Who indeed?
Who pandered to her every need?

Who turned her into such a brat? �
Who are the culprits? � Who did that?

The guilty ones, now this is sad
Dear Old Mum.... � and Loving.... � Dad









Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
directed by Tim Burton
screenplay by John August
music by Danny Elfman

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367594/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljro7mkd-EQ&feature=related



Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Roald Dahl
First Edition 1964
Alfred A. Knopf, New York

http://www.roalddahlfans.com/books/char.php

”

“Veruca Salt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTd6fQrvwCQ

'32oz”

“That one, too.... � But I don't think her squirrel has nuts.”

“...and along those lines...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6OMqbp5xyo&feature=related

'32oz”

“Those squirrels breed like rats!”

“coinzadenza?”

“10-4”

“Tuesday Night Squirrel Wrestling?”

“That looks kinda like Squirrel Faith Healing.

"Rise up and climb trees again, in Bullwinkle's name-ah!!!!"”

“http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/articles/article/squirrel_cuts_power_to_south_kalispell/10637/

Apparently I need to thank your squirrel for yesterday's hour long break. :)”

“Happy to help.

”

“Yeah, but it was a hair-raising experience!!

”

“Hey there, Kleety/Phaedrus”