“Wounded Knee enters the scene unnoticed with a sack of snowballs already formed. On the run, I pitch one in the direction of Roam. He ducks in the nick of time as the ball of compressed snow strikes Phantom Soul down. Roam turns to face me and simply flips me the bird.

Wounded knee keeps up the barage, slinging the pre-made snowballs in every direction. Phantom Soul takes his shot but missed as Wounded Knee takes cover behind a tree.

With the last of the snowballs in his hand, Wounded Knee coats it with some knee gravy and lets it fly. It travels in the direction of Bitpusher. Just before impact I scream out BITPUSHER! He turns as the gravy incrusted ball hits him square on the head.”

“But with such a big padded landing area, the rock did little to distract dhutch from smushing a master wad of snow onto the back of Roam's neck. Colorado is nowhere to hide buddy.”

“Mapleleaf's North Face Parka was un-zipped so Wounded Knee lobbed up a 3 pointer which bounced off her neck and continued downwards.

Everyone laughed while Maple ran around in circles.”

“Oh! Wanna play hardball?

Treebeard whoops out this shoulder missile launcher that he got in Brooklyn from a local mosque. Stuffs twenty six hard packed snowballs in there and starts by aiming them towards New Jersey. BLAM!
right through the state and into Pennsylvania, winging that pisser, Pennsy as it goes by. BLAM! a few more, taking out Geo and Capn bobo. BLAM BLAM BLAM! Coming around towards Ohio. Nigal down! BB down! The rest hit Ohio Hiker in the head!”

“after shaking the fast melting snow out of my sweater i form up a nice hard packed ball of slowly melting powder and carefully take air at dhutch. She turns just in time to catch the powdermissile right in the forehead where it explodes spectacularly turning her dark hair momentarily (and prematurely) white.”

“Lumberzac enters the fight. First he takes a snow shovel full of snow and covers Wounded Knee with it. Next he forms two perfect snowballs and gently lobs one in the direction of Treebeard. As Treebeard attempts to catch the snowball, Lumberzac nails him in the forehead with the second snowball.”

“Limping off and picking the snow out of his ear Indiana John desides its time for a quick trip to New York before that terrorist Treebeard reloads. Once there he plants a massive roadside snowball that sends Treebeard into homegrown airspace.”

“Hey! We never posed an imminent threat to you! You're obviously going by faulty intelligence!

Zing! Nigal momentarily distracts treebeard with political double talk and hits him in the nuts!”

“ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! (doubling over)”

“Taking careful aim Sass pepper's Treebeard's bottom with a carefully formed snowmissile. He falls forward whitewashing himself beautifully.”

“Time to re-group and limp off towards Manhattan.”

“Wounded Knee gets Indiana John on the horn. Wounded Knee flys down to southern Indiana in his bi-plane and loads up on snowballs for their first pass in the New York area. The 2 carpet bomb the hell out of NJ, NY and half of the state of Penn.

On way back to Gary Metor airport, we notice Mrs. CMB outside flashing a car load of Mike's co-workers. One last snowball remains so we drop low and buzz the front yard.

He He! Free show.”

“Back to the mosque to bargain for that nuclear warhead!

Climbing the Empire State Building and just looking where to go!

(directed towards Michigan!)

I see London
I see France
I see Sass's
Underpants!

Ba-Boom!

Eeveryone within 5 towns of her are on their asses!”

“lol! I've been wanting snow Treebeard. If it comes from you it's even better!”

“Having laid his enemies low Nigal begins suffering from a delusional sense of invincibility and leaps to the top of a snow drift and yells for all to hear…”I am the Snowball god! Worship me or be cut down!”.”

“"I see London
I see France
I see Sass's
Underpants!"

IMG everybody! She's wearing Wicked Weasles!!”

“Winging another one at Nigal, just out of principle!”

“DUCK!!!!!!!”

“Nigel Ha HA!”

“Sass sends a snow truffle (dog poo filling!) towards a small town in Ohio where John Wayne's underwear were once manufactured, taking Nigal by surprise and sending him off his mountainous drift in a shower of poo and snow.”

“Time out! I'm making a snow angel!”

“As Nigal lays in the snow, peeing in his snow suite the feeling of invincibility suddenly leaves him.”

“Don't eat the yellow snow”

“The entire state of Ohio is now evacuating, due to the enormous stench of pee and poop coming from Nigal's direction...”

“Hey, Nig! Maybe they will now make it a BROWN state!


Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!”

“maple slowly walks in behind everyone with this new toy and slowly loads it up with snowballs.





BAM WHAMP SPLAT



GOT YA ALL SUCKAS!!!”

“IJ stops to absorb whats just happend. OMG I've just started WW III. I'm no better than Hitler. He loads up another snow ball and aims it at his own head. The snowball shatters against his head, fills his ear with slush again and renders him temporariy unconscious, but does little serious damage.”

“And jolts him back to reality. This is a virtual snowball fight, "I'm only a virtual instigator", he thinks to himself.

With that he winds up and wollops a nice icy slushball into virtual space towards mapleleaf!”

“...I do believe I have become the first casualty...”

“dhutch weeps....

and uses the tiny frozen teardrops like the snow queen, impaling them into the frozen hearts of disillusioned trailtalkers all over the country.”

“Lumberzac sneaks up to northern New York near Lake Placid where he breaks into a missile silo, located that was abandoned at the end of the Cold War. He sets the coordinates on the ICBM, arms it with a ten-megaton snowball warhead, and lets it fly. Destination, Michigan, Dhutch1’s doorstep. The warhead explodes covering everything for a 10-mile radius with snow.”

“SWEET! Let's break out the crosscountry skis, snowshoes and toboggans!”

“providing the perfect conditions for dhutch to strap on her snowshoes and run off to retaliate with a muddy slushball to the small of lz's arched back! "You b....", he turns to fire again, but dh has ducked and the missile fires directly towards...”

“Geobeet shows up on the scene with his snowball fighting comrade, Calvin. Y'all are in big trouble now. Go get 'em, Calvin. I'll pack 'em; you wing 'em!”

“The missile flies wildly out of control and hits Philly. Geobeet, Capn Bobo, and ScorchFire are among the casualties.

Out of missiles, Lumberzac wipes the slush from his back and tries to figure out a way to get revenge.”

“thanks everyone, you got me sick

going home and taking my balls with me!


snowballs that is )~”

“WHACK

right in the back of maple's head as she heads for home.

- had to get that one in just for good measure mapes.”

“Picking all the snow off her head and hurling it back at Roam!”

“so if I run out of snow
can I thrown snot balls at you all?”

“I am writing my name in the snow...

























with pee”

“DON'T EAT ANY LEMON SNOWCONES THAT WOUNDED KNEE GIVES YOU!”

“no snot hurling allowed!”

“ewww, while WK is busy with his art project, maple tags him with a sticky snotball, not realizing that shes committed a serious crime under the snow-convention rules. The snow court convenes and maple is summoned to appear before the snow-court.”

“Her defense:

It'snot my snowball!”

“Treebeard whoops out this shoulder missile launcher that he got in Brooklyn from a local mosque. Stuffs twenty six hard packed snowballs in there and starts by aiming them towards New Jersey. BLAM!
right through the state and into Pennsylvania, winging that pisser, Pennsy as it goes by. BLAM! a few more, taking out Geo and Capn bobo. BLAM BLAM BLAM! Coming around towards Ohio. Nigal down! BB down! The rest hit Ohio Hiker in the head!”
Treebeard
12:14:03 PM
11/29/04

thanks for missing me Tree!

I'm stockpiling my snowballs right now. Snowballs of mass destruction if you will.
last edited: 11/29/04 11:22:15 PM”

“...And while Mapes is busy justifying her actions to the snow court, zee Phantom lobs a phantom snowball (for it has not snowed yet down along the Jersey coast), over the myseteriously glowing Arthur Kill, targeting and hitting Treebeard once again...
last edited: 11/29/04 11:23:13 PM”

“Treebeard whoops out this shoulder missile launcher that he got in Brooklyn from a local mosque. Stuffs twenty six hard packed snowballs in there and starts by aiming them towards New Jersey. BLAM!
right through the state and into Pennsylvania, winging that pisser, Pennsy as it goes by. BLAM! a few more, taking out Geo and Capn bobo. BLAM BLAM BLAM! Coming around towards Ohio. Nigal down! BB down! The rest hit Ohio Hiker in the head!"
-Treebeard

Dang, so that's what's flying by here so fast...”

“...so then our Phantom picks up yet another snowball, and hurls it westward, where it hits an ENS right in the face, who's too busy complaining about being missed...”

“...not realizing I've been nailed eariler with a snowball bound for someone else, I figured I'd finish the delivery by picking up what was left of that snowball and dropping it in the US Mail for Colorado, where it promptly exploded in Roam Around's face after he ever-so-unsuspectingly opened his mailbox...”