IRONMAN

“Wait, could this be the one and only IRONMAN? Hum. Thats right, it is! He is back! -Auntie Anns Joke- Questions, comments? Feel free to e-mail me.”

“i am I-RON-MAN!!!!”

“Is he live or dead?”

“The Cardigans did a nifty version of Ironman.”

“Maybe he's an Ironman watch.”

“maybe he's a steely dan.”

“Steely dan. giggle giggle tee hee.”

“Don Bosco Ironman?”

“oldie! shame on you! LOL!!!!”

“Heavy bolts of lead fill his victims full of dread.”

“Hello, Ironman

hot tray somewhere”

“Just don't piss him off.
"Killed the people he once saved".”

“Any relation to the Tin Man in Oz?”

“Maybe he Irons clothes for a living?”

“I know, he lives in one of those iron lungs.”

“My wife calls me "the iron man". Don't know why.”

“Sandy,
If there was a why, you'd be Irony Man.”

“Shouldn't that be Titanium-Carbon Fiber-Kevlar-Man?”

“"Cast-Ironman." Now there was a guy who could cook a fish!”

“Anybody remember Plastic Sam from Mad magazine years ago? Very flexible superhero, but he bled rubber cement when he got shot. Now we've got better plastics, so watch for Lexan, the heat-resistant polycarbonate hero, and his side-kick Abs.”

“MAGNESIUM MAN!!!!

*poof!*”

“MILK OF MAGNESIA MAN!!!

*splat!*”

“tire-iron man
*bonk*”

“I. Ron Hubbard Man,
*hmmm?*”

“FERRO SAPIENS”

“Iron Woman.

Thighs like a vise.”

“LOL Tommy!!!”

“Ozzy's touring with Black Sabbath this year! Cooooool!”

“Ozzy will never retire. I went to his "No More Tours Tour" several years ago. That man will have to die on stage to finally hang it up.”

“Tri-athlete!”

“No, really, this is a criticism of the rigidity of Christian beleifs, isn't it? Mutt...cought you!”

“I recon this IRONMAN feller can't find his password to post anymore.”

“MR ROBOTO!!!”

“FE man, atomic #26, atomic mass 55.847, group: transition metal, We know sooooo much. I didn't have anything better to do.”

“Lobo, You have that memorized??!!

Will you help me with my chemistry? Actually, there's no helping me. I think the part of my brain that allows you to understand chemistry was damaged when my big brother smacked my head with a swinging 2X4 when we were making that tree fort in grade school.”

“OUCH!!”

“Yes, ouch. It hurt my head too. I read it off the back of a beer can.”