Underwear

“Sorry it took 3 tries to get the hypertext to work.

Hubby is my orgasm machine. Comes with multiple stimulation devices. Properly set up and instructed it never misses. As for you guys bragging about you equipment, it?s not the meat it?s the motion.”

“Ha!

Size *doesn't* matter!

Thanks, mtn gal! (now, quick: tell me it *is* common, and it *does* happen to a lot of guys!)”

“Three words:
pan
tee
hose”

“Damn! I mean, er....this is, oh, let's say....radagast, yeah, just ole' raddy... just ah...signing in under tommy's name. Yeah, that's it. (Whew. Close one)”

“Tommy ? YOUR size doesn?t matter because it is not getting anywhere near me. Actually I don?t really know. I got one man, ever. But he can do my pleasure with his smaller devices. The size is nice but it is not required to achieve the desired result. And its OK, happens to lots of guys.”

“Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn”

“Girl Talking To Guy: "And who do you think you are going to please with that thing"

Guy talking to girl: "My Self!"

Oh cares how big it is, just as long as you are having the desired result!”

“Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because they think men care.”

“Learn young man, you please her / she please you. You please self / she please somebody else. Of course maybe you just do it alone.”

“Please!


(me)”

“I though this was about underwear not how you use what is in them. Are you giving lessons mtn gal?”

“Do ya need lessons?”

“I think it's my turn to step away from the computer......”

“Do Trail Talk women know about mountain stream induced shrinkage?”

“solitary hiker, yes, we know about "cold water shrinkage". It's as much a problem to us as it is to men :{}”

“Sure sol. Blame the stream LOL!”

“If size didn't matter, they would sell sex toys the size of toothpicks and you would see less white females dating people of oter nationalities.”

“Less white females dating other nationalities???????
Surely you dont think nationality has to do with size???
Is this true?
Believe me if someone came at me with something the size of some of those sex toy's I could tell them what they WERENT going to do with it!!!! LOL”

“hey lipstick(and other wild women of TT)
...have you ever tried athleta.com for undies? They've got some great sport-tops that are wicking fabric, supportive yet non-smooshing(no uni-boob), COMFORTABLE, and kinda stylin' too. Gives you the freedom to not need a bra, since its built right in.

Just say no to underwire! LOL
=:0”

“This is proving to be an interesting thread”

“Underwires=false advertising!!

Cold water shrinkage whats that, carry a coldy holdy if you know you going to alot of stream crossings. It works for me!!!!!”

“Tea, shouldn't you be reading other threads (non-underwear/jello)?”

“naked ape, LOL white boy.

If this thread keeps going like this, Ice Tea is gonna get busted for reading porno on the school computers! ;-o”

“Ice Tea might as well learn in a semi-safe atmosphere :{}”

“Da da da da da.... Any tips for keeping the shrinkage to a minimum?”

“java, stay out of the water :{}”

“Use fabric softener and put the dryer on its lowest heat setting.”

“AmyG, that's a great site! I've been drooling over that site as much as the gear guide. I only looked at the specials pages, too. Sheesh! If only I had lots of money. *sigh*

Thanks for pointing that site out. :o)”

“Stay out of the water?! Damn... to think thats what I have been doing wrong all along. Have you seen the ads for PlanetOutdoor.com, there is one of them where it says something about shrinkage, and in REI's new catalog.

I remeber I think it was late December. Me and a couple of my friends were sitting around with nothing to do. We went to the gym on a navy base but they (being females) were being harrased by a bunch of navy dudes. So we left and I got the crazy idea to go jump off of a pier. So guess what.... We went and jumped off of a pier into the unheated puget sound at about 2300 hrs in the middle of december! Whhoa! Talk about some shrinkage! But then... For some reason they (the girls) decided they would just jump in there bra and panties... ahh thats another story....”

“Heck...I was gonna ask if anyone remembers Underoos, but looks like this ain't an undiethread anymore.

Anyone ever burnt their BVDs trying to light a fart?”

“Underoos??? Man, you are one twisted animal!!!
Its getting too weird in here for me.
AMF”

“i used to have yoda underoos!

they were green.”

“Scooby Doo Underoos. Awww Yeah!”

“I've burnt more then my BVD's lighting a fart...”

“All my 'roos were Spiderman. Oh yeah! I was COOL!
Hehe.”

“hmmmm....

I have one son in Scooby doos, Spiderman, Batman, Power Rangers, and Superman now. Two who were in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and now display the tops of their boxers with pride.

As far as the original topic, I have some midweight stretch capilene longs that I really like, some Patagonia's jockies with a wind blocker front that are a must for XC skiing in subzeros, silk weights for summer and TNF t shirts.”

“yoda rules.”

“yoda doesn't have to rule, he is yoda.”

“yoda is.”

“.... and always will be.”

“Wasn't that a long, long time ago?”

“Our local radio station was talking yesterday about some study that's come out saying more men than ever are wearing thongs instead of more traditional undies like boxers or briefs. What's up with that?!?! Thongs should belong to women, shouldn't they???”

“I dont know I saw a bunch of amazonian indians on discovery channel an they were all wearing thongs so men must have been wearing them for a much longer time then women”

“Butt floss, no thanks for this guy. It seems like you would feel like you were running around with a wedgie all the time.”

“Not for me either, but I do like the looks of `em on women!

Oh YES!”

“cb, good point! I'd have to say I prefer my men in fitted or loose boxers. I don't know if I could handle my guy(if'n I had one!) wearing a thong tho'... I think I'd rather have him go commando! It's so acceessible...I mean convenient(!) that way too! ;->”

“I meant *accessible* (not acceessible!) well, ummm.... uhh.... for him! Yeah, that's it! It's not for my benefit at all... ;->”

“Yee haw! A girl after my own...heart.”

“I've always worn briefs except in warm weather when I've gone "commando" but have never met a woman who's had any problem finding what she's lookin for with a simple drop of her hand down and in ...”

“I like the butt floss thing. The thong just aint for me... I think I would rather just free ball it.”