New here

“New to the site. What's up and what goes on. Some of the threads seem kinda, um, interesting and how does a new, computer illiterate guy get into the stuff?”

“"the stuff"?

watch out!”

“Well, about the only stuff I've been in comes from the fertilizer end of a cow and is about neck deep.”

“Wasn't "The Stuff" a B movie from the 80s? Or maybe it was "The Fluff." All I remember about it was that people would eat this marshmallow creme stuff and then die, or it would eat them, or something.

Welcome Lobo. Yeah, we are interesting. Just have a sense of humor, and don't take everything seriously, and you'll survive here.

BTW, I like the moniker.”

“That sounds like the stuff to me;-)

Welcome to our little funny farm. Make sure you have on your thick skin and jump on in!”

“nope, it needs to be thicker than that!”

“raddy, don't torture the new guy/gal. I'll have to put you in time out over in the Jello thread! LOL!”

“skins thicker than moleasses and the sense of humor, well, I lost most of my senses along with the marbles. thanks for the invite.”

“Hey there WOLF... I mean..er Lobo!
It doesn`t matter what you call yourself, we`ll soon know you for what you are!LOL

Oh, and around here you try to keep as much of the "STUFF" off of you as you can. It can get real deep, real fast like!
Jump in, but watch your step!LOL”

“you go play in the 'stuff'!!

i'm heading over to the jello!”

“and mynd yer ps end kues. Oui dunt stend fer mizpelyns er loudzy pronunsituatings end youse perfuncuasing bedder be gud.”

“yeah! what he said!”

“My god, I'm turning dog. Help me!!!”

“And watch out for Sarabelle she'll do all she can to smell your butt.”

“Hey there Lobo. I'm pretty new here too and they've been nice to me. I brought my own stuff so they don't really have to give me any of theirs, though they all have lots of it and are happy to throw it your way if you run short or aren't watching where you are going. Just remember to raise the correct hand/paw when you're sworn in on the Bible, I mean your copy of the 2001 Gear Guide.”

“Well thanks all, I've enjoyed it and "I will be back" I just need to howl at the moon for a bit.”

“he'll fit right in!”

“New thread idea... Why do I howl when I pee?”

“GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!”

“Did the lid fall while you were doing it, or were you trying to put out a fire?”

“flyguy6x has ZAPPitis”

“pardon me, its withdrawl.”

“rad, is elephant skin thick enough, lol?

El Lobo, you will be fine here as long as you don't mind boobs, buying rewinding dvd players, political & religious threads, talking dogs & swinging squirrels. After all, it's winter, and we haven't been staying on topic :{}”

“and don't get no jism on the sofa!

sofa!”

“Rad, you is nassstay!”

“Okay, a serious note for new comers. Just my humble opinions, of course. USE TRAIL TALK TODAY!!! You won't have to see old posts over and over (and over...) just the additions for today. If you miss a day, well, you'll figure it out.
Most of us mean no offense and we will tease and bantor. Be warned, there are few wackos here that are so far left or right that they bump into each other and are often indistinguishable.
Have fun. Hang your food, hang-up your spurs, and jump-in!”

“Back from howling and yes I do put out fires.I love boobs and what is a dvd player and will it replace my eight track? I talk to dogs fairly often they seem to listen better as for swinging squirrels, let em swing.”

“Where ya from?
Hike much? Where?”

“he luvs dawgs!”

“I love newbies, they don`t even know to be afraid!LOL”

“day hikes mostly with kids and family at times. hike southern oregon and oregon coast. Like the collins trail with the Sasquatch trap on it. Yeah, I hike through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, bears,spiders,snakes and things that go bump in the night.”

“Sasquatch trap? Sasquatch trap? Were is it? What does it look like? I am Sasquatch and do not want to get trapped. This Sasquatch thing is a myth. Those things they saw were just Idaho mountain men out for a walk, like me.”

“I was told the only thing that fears the Idaho mt. man is sheep.lol.”

“We do not need sheep, we got women like mtn gal. It is in Wyoming that the fellas call the sheep honey. BAAA”

“Lobo, well, actually, it's not the squirrel itself that is swinging; it's just his genitals. It may sound weird, but there is much you have to discover.

We have pics of ourselves & the squirrel on what's called "phil's photo page". The link to this site is on the trailtalk main page. Feel free to investigate & send in a pic of yourself.”

“Lobo!

Welcome!

Another Student - Yee Hah! Oops... wait a sec... Luke? Is that You, Boy?

I got stuffed too... er... wasn't that "stuff"?

I loveed George Carlin's "Stuff" routine! LOLO... oops...LOBO... (Hey there Little Red Riding Hood....")”

“Are you a woof?
Know what? My reel daddy is a woof!
Are you my reel daddy?

I am Belle. I am a happy nice girl so not even sheeps are skeerd of me. Rats, tho. Rats are REEEL skeerd of me.”

“Lobo--quick! Teach me about hiking! I can't seem to learn anything from these nut jobs. No offense to Kleetn's squirrel.”

“Tommy,
Hiking, Step 1: Look straight down toward the floor. The appendages you see are your feet. (I know this because I read your posts on the underwear thread -- you'll have a clear view.)
Hiking Step 2: Move one foot forward, then the other; just like size, which foot goes first doesn't matter.
Hiking Step 3: Take a rest break with the beverage of your choice. Enjoy the view. (You can stop looking down now.)
;)”

“I'll take you all up on the offer to look at pics, mayhaps I send in one of my own in a real wild setting,outdoors or in what would be your preference? I think I got the hang of the squirrel thang although I would consider my self in the moose catagory.”

“Lipstick just wants you to go see how gorgeous she is in her Hawiian outfit thats all!But the real deal is to show your wife how purdy the SPAM MAN is! LOL”

“Spam, gorgeous, that's a pretty strong word & I like it!!!!”

“Welcome to the MAD HOUSE Lobo. From readin ya comebacks on these fine people, I think you'll fit in purty good. My advice is don't take anybody here to serious. We all krazy! Avoid the threads dealin with Religion or politics. I see ya live on the West coast. I don't know any of em over there in person but we have the best TT hikes over here on the East side. ECT RULES!!! (duckin to avoid flyin objects) And one more thing; Don't feed the trolls. Dat's about it.
Enjoy ya stay at Camp Trail Talk!”

“You all have some real cute pics, kinda deranged lookin bunch but kinda cute anyway. I'll try and figure out how to send one of myself.”

“That's us!”

“Welcome Lobo. There's a number of us here in the PNW (I'm in the Portland area) that even get together for hikes now and again. Good folks, actually. Where 'bouts do you live? Hang around, we're glad to have ya.”

“"Welcome to the camp! I guess you all know why we're here."”

“Welcome "timber wolf"!”

“Thanks again for the hospitality. I hike Southern Oregon, North Coast and N.California. I also spend as much time in central and eastern Oregon as possible.”

“Siskiyous, Marbles, Trinities, High Desert... You're speakin' my language. Lots of good times.”