Men in Tights!

“Okay I am finally conforming to the Gearhead/Backpacker look. I just got a package of goodies today that I ordered from Campmor and one of the items that I got was a pair of Hybrid/Coolmax tights from Duofold and after trying them on they are extremly comfortable and make me look cool like the SKIMAN! LOL! I got a hellofadeal on them too. They are regularly 59.00 and Campmor had them on sale for a mere 19.97 So how many of you guys will admit towearing them? Ladies?”

“I haven't worn my tights in quite a while. I bought them for cycling, but also used them when I used to run as well. Tights are useful, but would probably only wear them under other clothes. I'm not a fan of the bare ass look... at least not on me or other men.”

“Admit to it? I wear them proudly. Purty baby-blue color, too!”

“Homo”

“Oldie I do plan on wearing shorts over them I aint exactly wanting the queerbates out there in the woods checking me out! LOL”

“Where?!
Where?!
And....
A most important question....
Are they wearing any underwear, underthere?”

“Kleety is already checking you out. LOL”

“ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!bacpac your too much!”

“Men in tights = too much information”

“I jest go nekkid.”

“grow up people.”

“I use tights all the time for cycling. No fabic hanging to get caught in the chainring and less wind resistance. They work hiking too.”

“I can not so proudly say that I own a pair of "Hind" (no jokes please) tights for running. They are not skin tight ( joy likes em). I actually took them to pictured rocks last fall, I wore them after swimming in lk Superior.”

“You'll definitly find solitude...even with other hikers around!

I can hear 'em gigglin' now!”

“I've heard 'em called "pickle pants" (especially the light colored ones), for obvious reasons!”

“Wasn't that the name of that horrible Mel Brooks/Robin Hood movie? That really sucked!

8-)”

“Sometimes my pakpak is tight.”

“I?m a cyclist so tight are common stuff to me, even on men. Hubby and I use them for other things to because we got them already and they work great. No he does not wear them to the store or to a bar. But if we are doing something active, athletic and the weather dictates covered legs, tights rule. Of course I?m talking about them being on a man with a great butt, not some flabby couch potato. Shorts over tights looks so stupid. What are you ashamed of anyway? Are you that insecure? If so just wear sweats.”

“and stay with black.”

“"So tight, you could tell his religion!"

Mel Brooke's "Robin Hood, Men in Tights" was great!
"I can see! Its a miracle!" Bonk.......”

“Mine are black! LOL”

“Anything by Mel Brooks is great. Nightvision - you are wrong.”

“NV, got that...Wrong, Wrong, Wrong!
Wrong!”

“Wrong”

“Men in Tights was good but my favorite of his is still Blazing Saddles.”

“Spam I won't think any less of you now. At least their black, I was fearing that they might be fushia or purple or something because you got such a deal on them.”

“spam wears fishnet stockings?!?!?!”

“OHHH MMYYY!”

“Thanks for the support Rabbit!LOL

Radman don't say anything else cause I think I remember you in some Robinhood outfit for Halloween!”

“ROTFLMAO!!!!

ya nailed me, man!!!!!”

“And the score is:
Spam 1
Rad 0 (concedes, last seen trying on orange pants and running away!)”

“And his looked alot like Panty Hose! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“WAIT!!! i don't concede!!!

those were brown WOOL PANTS, dammit!!!!”

“VERY MANLY WOOL PANTS!!!”

“I got a pair of woolies. They rock. Their a little heavy but they do the trick when it is cold out. They're those cheapy kind, Swiss Army or something like that you can buy out of those Sportmans Guide catalogs. Just rig some suspenders on them and I 'm good to go. I wear them all the time. I just did 40 miles in the Smokies in them, Wool Rules. Screw that expensive techno wear.”

“And you can't beat the price. Once you launder the mustiness out, they are great. They don't look to bad either; kinda retro.
I look to Sportsman's Guide first, for discounted, surplus type stuff.”

“I want pictures! Tights are great. Comfy and warm. No shorts over them please. I ruins the view. LOL!”

“Ya! Equal gawking for women. If he ain?t got a nice butt, he ain?t go nothin?.”

“Tight jeans, ok. Tight tights, not for me.”

“Believe me Mtn Gal..Spam has got it all.
Makes for a very nice view going up the trail..
I agree NO SHORTS over them things Spam..”

“I wondered iffin you were still alive, where u been?”

“Hiding and watching..LOL”

“Men in tights, it's a beautiful thing :{}”

“Spam,
All this time you wondered why Evergreen was walking slow up those trails!!!!!!! LOL
Ya told on yourself Evergreen he'll make you walk in front now!”

“Only my Sporthills for cold weather bicycling and XC skiing. Prefer loose for hiking.”

“well, before i make a decision...i think i need to see ya model those tights.... one photo with them on and one with them off..........mmm ok?”

“well, before i make a decision...i think i need to see ya model those tights.... one photo with them on and one with them off..........mmm ok?



Tights Off”

“Pathman, not fair, you cheated!”

“i cant wait to go on anouther TT hike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“RFL -- You got me Pathman!!”