PERFECT MAN

“OK Ladies since it's almost Valentines day let's create the PERFECT MAN!!!

He would bring a cold beer while sympathetically listening to what a day you had”

“Someone call for me?”

“Isn't that an oxymoron?? Just wondering...

>;oP”

“Near perfect, I pulled a groin while jogging the other day, besides that %”

“Lobo did she just call me a MORON?”

“An understanding considerate man who is a good sympathetic listener, and a true friend.”

“There ain't no such thing!!! And that goes for both sexes.

CB, We listen all the time, the question is do we retain. It is called selective hearing by some. We hear what we want to hear unlike you woman who have what is called acute hearing that allows you to hear things that you weren't meant to hear.

This should be a pretty fun list to see later!!”

“he breezes through on the night winds and leaves no trace.......”

“I-am-OM, I believe you are talking about a one night stand, lol. If he isn't cooking breakfast for you in the morning, there is no need to stay.”

“Tall, dark and handsome??”

“Hey I am tall, handsome some say, dark in the summer time and can cook one hell of an omlet so anyone want my number ? LOL!”

“probably your wife!!!!
Arent you married Spam?



can wear a suit or tux as easily as his backpack is as comfortable ordering a fine wine as opening a cold one after a day on the trail”

“My wife is cb! and as long as your paying I can order some very fine wine LOL!”

“lipstick,,,,breakfast is not what i seek from the perfect man........”

“lol@I-am-Om, you go for it lady.”

“I Got him, sorry ladies.”

“Damn!!!!! no wonder I could never find him!!LOL”

“Spam, I think they are disin ya. I do not believe that my wife thinks I am perfect but she is afraid of what she may get the next time around. I spend way to much time in my own world for her. My Children think I am perfect when they want something and my dog thinks I am perfect. One out of four ain't bad.”

“I don't need the perfect man because I have God in my life. God, in his amazing ways, sees to it that all my needs are met. I pray that he'll bring me a soulmate whose company I'll enjoy until the day I die.”

“mtn gal,Im glad you found one too cause I did too.I dont know how in the world God ever decided i should get this one but im sure glad He knows whats going on.HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HUNNY im not afraid to tell the world I LOVE YOU”

“We're not giving Spam a hard time we would NEVER do that!!!!!LOL”

“I am far from perfect... but I am perfect for somebody. Unfortunately, all those somebody's have been married, or otherwise engaged... can't finger out why the truly single ones avoid me like the plague... I'm no heartbreaker!”

“See the perfect man right here!!

http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=1465610&a=11503754

hehehe”

“The perfect man should be honest and I can honestly say I am perfect.”

“Tall is nice.
Very tall is very nice.
Dark, or gray, all the way.
Big feet?
A functional brain is a big plus.
Must also have a sense of humor, 12 million dollars, and have controlling interest in a micro-brewery.”

“I say it it time for a perfect women thread. He he he, we all know what will be top on that list.”

“Mel,
I was doing good with your decription till you said: "Tall is nice". From there I went down hill in your eyes. Oh well.”

“awww, how sweet. Some of the heartfelt sentiment expressed here is truly moving...
As a woman on the eternal(and futile) quest for the perfect man, I heartily agree with many of the wonderful traits here...

I mean, is it really too much to ask for someone who doesn't belch or scratch in public?
...someone who doesn't nod off while I am close to making some marvelous revelation on the meaning of life?
...remembers to put the toilet seat down?
...has a steady job(see mel's above reference to million-dollar man)to be my gear daddy?

ok, OK...I know I am unreasonable. sigh

;o)
(tic)”

“What about hair loss? Can a man have hair loss and still be perfecto. Not that I worry about it or anything, its the hair growth that really bugs me. It fell off my head and landed every where else. Now that it is starting to lighten up (white, I prefer white to gray) it isn't so bad. Can I ever achieve perfection? I think not.”

“I am the Perfect Man. Except for this one flaw I've always had, and this slight imperfection I'm working on, and ...”

“Lobo, have you seen any of the TT ladies mention that their perfect man had to be perfect in his looks? The answer is no. We are looking for people with good traits that suit us. Of course you can still be perfect :{}”

“Would take great enjoyment in making sure that I was satisfied before worrying about himself! Of course we'd take turns....

Oh yeah, a kooky sense of humour tempered by a dash of maturity would also be a great bonus! :-)”

“I hope to some day be perfectly bald, if not I will um well aah think about ahem shaving myself bald. There I said it, BALD IS BEAUTIFUL, MAN. Thanks for bringing me up Lipstick.”

“I always think of the ladies first. I am maturing I think. Lets start a new thread. What is maturity?”

“I think I might start scaring you all if I posted my discription of the prefect man....”

“Thanks for sparing us, javaboy! :o)”

“the diference between women's ideas of the perfect man an men's ideas of the perfect woman is always looks you hardly ever hear a woman say he has to look perfect yet thats one of a mans first requirements”

“Bald, it?s a good thing. My hubby just says he is to tall for his hair.”

“Wellllll, that's the laws of nature....go figure!

The ugly parts are always gonna be ugly, its the other parts that attract or repel.”

“cb, you're right to the extent that many women look for a fat wallet first, then for perfect looks.”

“...remembers to put the toilet seat down?
AmyG

How about a little realism here? Yah gotta settle for a guy who remembers to lift it up before using it and doesn't get mad when you forget to leave it up.”

“LS,
Ya got me there LOL!!! There really is a lot of women looking for the Sugar Daddy Deal as a friend of mine puts it he even named a race horse that”

“He is an individual whois about 5'10", weights about178, has a 36 inch waist, bald due to activity going on in his brain. He is loving, kind, considerate, compassionate, always puts his true love first in his life. Is the father of 6 children, 15 grandchildren, and 3 great grandchildren. Now that you have a adequate description of the perfect man, someday I will post a picture of my picture so you can SEE the perfect man!!!!!!!!!”

“He is an individual whois about 5'10", weights about178, has a 36 inch waist, bald due to activity going on in his brain. He is loving, kind, considerate, compassionate, always puts his true love first in his life. Is the father of 6 children, 15 grandchildren, and 3 great grandchildren. Now that you have a adequate description of the perfect man, someday I will post a picture of my picture so you can SEE the perfect man!!!!!!!!!”

“and stutters”

“and stutters”

“Awww, Pedxing you disappointed me. And here I thought you were a very cultured, thoughtful kin of guy. Leave the seat up indeed!

Well, I've come as close to the perfect guy (for me at least) as I think it gets. After 20 years I'm still in love and as happy as one can be. We're a good balance. I'm a bit emotional and anal, he's calm and layed back. I'd rather spend anytime with him than without him even if it means we need to spend the weekend cleaning gutters. He spoils me rotten and, yes girls, he puts the seat down and closes the lid! I love ya TWB!”

“Oh, I forgot to mention something really important, he makes me laugh.”

“Fac me cocleario vomere!”

“Here girls, I found us a link to The North American Field Guide to Men

Complete with habitat description and plummage identification!

MoooohaHaHAAAA”