Pedxing broke my heart!

“Pedxing is sending AmyG chocolates and flattering me to find out where her playground is. Jilted again! Fickle men. Always looking for younger and prettier. Hmmmpf!!

;oP”

“Ha ha, none for you!”

“His loss!”

“Of chumps and chocolates...
no sooner did he giveth, then he tooketh away - Damn!
so close, yet so far...sigh”

“Wow Sunshine!
I was so jealous of your Gojo broke my heart thread... Now at least I've got one too.
I've still got thread envy though... his is so much err... I mean its got so many more posts.”

“But honestly. I took back Amy's chocolates. I told the truth when I said you were beutiful, young and smart... an' it wasn't just her playground, remember you were gonna be there too...

Please forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(does this mean you won't be nominating me for "perfect man?")”

“An look at Walkindude hovering, waiting to swoop in, after I took the time to butter him up with phony flattery!!!!

I want Justice!!!!!
(no wait... let me think about that)”

“What?! You took back the chocolates?!?!? What a chump! I suppose you'll take back all the nice words next! Sheesh.”

“all this pissing and moaning and ass kissing is making me sick.”

“Man, is this the latest episode of As the Trail Turns or what?”

“Sounds like Ped is playing both ends against the middle.”

“Hmmm... BacPac interesting imagery there.....

Ah... ta heck with ya all. The playground was a fargin joke, the chocolates were a fargin joke. My posts here were s'posed ta be jokes.

And here I am gettin' called names like chump, gettin 'cused of pissing, moaning, ass kissin' an playin'. If dem's jokes eyz too thin skinned ta notice.

I'm gonna be grouchy somewhere else.”

“pedxing,

just don't start a thread titled "radagast and bacpac broke my heart!"”

“LOL! Rad.

I'll leave that job for someone else.”

“Sounds like radagast and bacpac are jealous.

Hey AmyG, what say you? If Ped brings a BIG box of Godiva truffles and some expresso, can he come to the playground with us?”

“I gots me a big box of Godiva dark chocolate Espresso Truffles sitting in my office right now . . .they sure are tasty.”

“Just don't mail them. I Mailed some Fanny May Truffels to someone and had to sell some text books to finance the venture. After the $20 for the chocolates, the stupid post office charged me $5 for shipping.”

“Ped
I think maybe you should see one of those Psychotherapest doctors. Sound like you are suffiring from some kinda emotional distress.
Get well soon.”

“Wuhn o' dem psycho the rapist doctors! (note: all you need to add are those two spaces to the word "psychotherapist.")
Oh wait, I am one of those psychotherapist doctors... no wonder I'm such a mess.
But you could be right. I mighta enjoyed Mizz Sunshine's teasing a bit more if my skin weren't feeling a bit thin today.

Happy Valentines day MaryBeth, Amy, iced, rosey, Rad, BacPac and the Young Dude!!!!!”

“Ped, I think you could be on the Road to recovery. LOL!”

“Or a relapse, dependin' on what you think of my usual state.”

“Thanks for the advice Mr. Death.

And happy St. Valentine's day to you too.”

“BTW, Why was I dubbed, "the Young Dude"? I am 35. Not old yet but I ain't young either. Jest wondering.”

“sit down, like a good boy, littledude.”

“Good question Sir Dude (although I like Rads answer better than mine),

#1: you are younger than I am.
#2) you seemed eager to
win fair Sunshine by taking her side in noble fashion and taking her away from the "Undeserving CAD." Wanting to play my role as Cad in this melodrama, it seemed like I oughta say something a little dismissive, even insulting.

#3) I was also thinking of the song "All the young dudes" which was a hit for Mott the Hoople who were on of the early big hair, spandex and guitar bands (Bowie wrote the song).

Of course, the melodrama is over. Agrieved parties have made up. Rad already puked and his digestion has recovered. You have welcomed me to the road to recovery. Alls well that ends well. I don't really want you to know how viciously insulting my remark was - it could ruin the happy ending.”

“Agrieved parties have made up??

Says WHO?
I'm still waitin' on my chocolates!
hmmmpf, indeed!

;oP

Ped, your thread seems to be growing with all the attention it's getting...”

“But AmXenaG. my Weekend Warrior Princess....

When you come through New England
I will bring you fine Chocolates.

Perhaps you could navigate a path towards managing this thread growth, or help place it in its proper context?”

“Ped
Sunny is a very good friend but I'm already taken. All I ask is You treat her good. Lord knows she needs a good man. Now pick a TT babe and settle down! LOL!”

“OH dese are facts:

I ain't nevah picked no TT womynand I ain't plannin on picken any TT womyn (not 1, 2, 3 and 4).

I recently broke up with a very wonderful woman in real life, because a long distance relationship proved to be unsustainable for me (partly because I'm a single Dad with two kids in school). That was and is hard for me, its also got me being a bit hypersensitive to people talking like I'm a bad guy and a heart breaker even in jest. I did break the heart of someone who treated me wonderfully, who I could rave about for hours on end, and would have to work to come up with even a couple of mildly bad things to say about. I posted about her in the past on threads that talked about things like plans for the next weekend.

This is why even though I've enjoyed playing along (even if no one LOL'd my jokes and puns) on this thread, I also got annoyed that this thread started. I should have enjoyed and maybe even felt honored by this Sunshine's playful thread. After all, I had made some joking remark about being jealous of Gojo's heart breaker thread.

This is probably way more than anyone wanted to hear, but I almost always err on the side of being open and clear when there is a choice to be made.

(BTW: I really do think Sunshine is great, smart, thinks for heerself, etc. I've had the joy and pleasure of getting to know her through email and ICQ. If she lived in my neck of the woods, I'd already have been bugging her for a date.)”

“Ouch!”

“Yeah. AND I broke my wrist but the doctor put a Hot Pink cast on it. Now I feel special. :o)”

“Sorry Sunshine, heart and wrist is a horrible combination.”