The Antisocial Thread

“Bring it on”

“Yea Nav,
You think your 1337, but you ain't representin'. COme on dog before I whip out my nine and bust a cap in yo ass.”

“Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today...

....to kick the verbal sheit outta each other!

(saucer eyed) wow..that felt kinda good. Nothing personal, you understand.”

“Yeah, bring it on! I have at my disposal 60 anti-social/ill-tempered freshmen that at my beck and call. get on the wrong side of me you get on the wrong side of my own army of freshmen!”

“My stick will whoop that 9 jus like it did on charlie!
Dang kids ain't known'!”

“Howz about an UncleSocial thread??”

“Uhoh, Nav has a stick. I'm scared now. My nine is just my side, wait till you see my real piece.”

“Oh my! I thought you were talking about a 9 mm, not a 9 in.”

“Please quit playin' with your sticks on a pub(l)ic forum.”

“"Eat sh!t and die"
New Hampshire state motto.....”

“Actually Tom, that was the synopsis of a dining review of a Denny's restaurant.”

“...or is it one of the founding principles of Buddhism?”

“Compassion, my friends, compassion...

is for losers!!!!!!
Go back to college...Screw U!”

“I came up with an advertising campaign for Denny's..."Hey, we're open!"”

“Boo Dizzum
Christinsanity
Sh!t Toe
Iz Slob
Joo Day Izm
Hin Doo Doo
Its all religion to me”

“Navi: LOL: That ought to put the fear of God into long distance drivers everywhere!!!”

“So now Denny's is God? 8^)”

“Naw,its one of the chambers of hell though.”

“And any believer faced with hell, will know to fear god.”

“Hell is right here in Baltimore....I could show you sh!t that would turn you white!”

“I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown, you're always letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax, and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in it's you... Dear God.”

“Hell is in Michigan, and it freezes over regularly.”

“The Church of New Jerusalem (aka The New Church, or the Swedenborgian Church) a church dating from the 1700's and the church of Helen Keller (also, of William and Henry James) teaches that Hell is a spiritual state/reality that we all have access to, as is the second coming.

Working with the severely mentally ill, sometimes I think they are right on this one. There are schools of Buddhism that have similar teachings.”

“DM, So is Paradise and amazingly enough, it freezes over, too. :o)”

“'mentally ill' people...isn't it just that their coping mechanisms aren't quite up to snuff?

I think we're all mentally ill in one fashion or another (thank whatever god for that!).

Hell on earth? Sure. Heaven on earth? Absolutely.”

“Valhalla is also in Michigan. Ditto on the freezing, but Nordic heroes can take it.”

“Bonzai. You appropriately busted me for the phrase "mentally ill." But, there are things some people go through - many of them labelled "schizophrenic" or "psychotically depressed" that are way beyond the pale for almost anyone.

Its hard to meet some of these folks and believe that "God never gives us more than we can bear" even for a minute. Some of us get far more than we can bear.

"We're all crazy" is a very good philosophical stance, but some people are burnt to ashes in fires that have never even singed a hair on most of us.

There places on earth that are far more hellish than most of us can bear to imagine.”

“This leads me to thinking about the 'unfairness' or 'injustice' of some people's lives compared to others, and in turn I wonder why we'd only get one shot at one kind of life - because some people definitely have it easier than others (taking into consideration geographic locale, culture, family, et al). Either there really is such a thing as reincarnation, or something we return to as One Mind/Collective Unconscious sort of thing.

I say this because there's got to be some sort of reason for the myriad of expressions of a soul, and how could you gain true understanding if you've only experienced 'x' amount of it? Returning to a sort of Undifferentiated (read: ego-less) state after physical death seems like some sort of explanation.

Just musings. And I'm learning that's it's okay to 'not know', either.”

“(wow, we're gettin' pretty social in here!)”

“Damn all of you who talk nice to each other! This isnt the time or place for that!”

“I'm not in Michigan.”

“shut up and get me a beer.”

“rad...I'll drink to that!”

“I'm the mighty Bonecrusher, yes I got some class
Took my funky RV to the White House and I parked it up on the grass,
I slipped inside the Oval Office, man I slipped in oh so fast
Got the President by his necktie and I wiped my funky a$s,

full lyrics. ”

“Well I'm the mighty Bonecrusher, I just got back from Hell
Where I crushed the Devil and I fvcked his wife & the little demons as well,
I got a big, bad bonecrushin' snake that crawls up and down my back
I got a bad couple'a bulldogs that I keep high on crack,”

“While we're repealing those gun laws let's repeal those murder laws too
We don't want some government red tape telling us what to do
The jails are full, there is no doubt
We don't wanna let one of those drug fiends out
And if those illegal aliens are killing each other now and then
It's cheaper than educating them
And it makes good sense to me

I'm tired of all those PC liberals, tired of the fuss they've made
Every time some family man's just called a spade a spade
Clutter our TV's, clutter our courts
Every time some dame gets a poke in the shorts
I'll be damned if I'll do my job for a faggot or some foreign slob
They can find some democrat to rob
It makes good sense to me

Arts endowments waste of my hard earned loot
Adios NPR, howdy Jesse and Newt

Now if some pretty little lady gets herself knocked up real good
She'll have to have that baby just because we think she should
In who's sick mind did it ever occur
That a choice like that should be up to her
They're a godless bunch, a cross we bear
But as soon as that little tyke draws air
We can wash our hands of the whole affair
Makes good sense to me

Our contract here is well defined
We can leave this bull$hit far behind
With a stingy hand and a narrow mind
Makes good sense to me”

“That's some real punk-ass sh!t.

What ever happened to good old sissy stuff like;
When the city of Atlantis stood serene above the sea,
Long time before our time when the world was free,
Those were the daaaaaaa-aaays
Those were the days
Miracles everywhere-ere are they now
They're gone!
........blah, blah, blah, and Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce, and Ginger Baker give it hell until the next verse!”

“We built this city,
We built this city,
We built this city on rock and roll.”

“Tommy boy. That sh!t has no place on this thread. If'n you wanna go back some 30 years or so, try the Stones or better yet the Stooges or Black Oak Arkansas.

We burnt this city,
We burned this City,
We burned this city with Rock 'n' Roll.”

“-10 points to all who posted here.”

“Do YOU feel as safe as Sharon Tate?”

“AmyGdala...

Nice pome (or is from a song)... but not nearly antisocial.”

“AmyGspot?”

“WOW, this thread is doing better than I thought.”

“Look Iced, jess 'cause you started this fargin thread is no reason to post somfin' thats GD bland!

Oh yeah, yer first post was fargin balnd too.”

“AmyGd'allah”

“Ped, no typing Welsh on this board.”

“" Bah "

HUMBUG.!!!!!!”

“Farg you fly. Mostly I type dyslexic anyway.”

“PedXing, To cross connect antisocial thread with favorite flavor thread via the Stones, in "You Can't Always Get What You Want," doesn't Mick Jagger sing "my favorite flavor, cherry red"? So is that a big Stones tongue preemptive strike at all the orange proponants? And isn't being anti-"orange" quite an anti-social stance in Britain?”