Silly things to do

“I try so hard to never look silly that I'm afraid sometimes I'm looking silly.”

“wear your wornout cloths and set up a lemonade stand next to a coffee stand. Set up car wash signs all over and watch as people try to find it. better yet stand there and ask them if they brought their own soap and water.”

“set up a garage sale with only one item”

“

>;oP




just testing”

“hey, whatta ya know, it worked!!



yay!!”

“Hey, a new trick. I don't know how to do that, yet.”

“AmyG was that in honor of the annual worldwide Guinness toast last night?”

“Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose.
Follow the instructions to find
your funny name. The following is an
excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants", by
Dave Pilkey:
> > The evil Professor forces everyone to assume
> new names.....
> > Use the third letter of your first name to
> determine your NEW first
> > name:
> > a = stinky
> > b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup
> > d = gidget
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = fluffy
> > h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim
> > j = poopsie
> > k = flunky
> > l = booger
> > m = pinky
> > n = zippy
> > o = goober
> > p = doofus
> > q = slimy
> > r = loopy
> > s = snotty
> > t = falafel
> > u = dorkey
> > v = squeezit
> > w = oprah
> > x = skipper
> > y = dinky
> > z = zsa-zsa
> > Use the second letter of your last name to
> determine the first half of
> > your NEW last name:
> > a = diaper
> > b = toilet
> > c = giggle
> > d = bubble
> > e = girdle
> > f = barf
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = cootie
> > j = monkey
> > k = potty
> > l = liver
> > m = banana
> > n = rhino
> > o = burger
> > p = hamster
> > q = toad
> > r = gizzard
> > s = pizza
> > t = gerbil
> > u = chicken
> > v = pickle
> > w = chuckle
> > x = tofu
> > y = gorilla
> > z = stinker
> > Use the fourth letter of your last name to
> determine the second half of
> > your NEW last name:
> > a = head
> > b = mouth
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = tush
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = butt
> > l = brain
> > m = tushie
> > n = chunks
> > o = hiney
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = buns
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser
> > w = squirt
> > x =humperdinck
> > y = brains
> > z = juice
> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name
> is GooberChickenshorts.
> > Go figure. Clinton's new name is Poopsie
> Liverchunks.
> > Now when you forward this, use your new name
> as the subject.

From: Goober Monkey Chunks.”

“(_!_) a regular ass
>
> (__!__) a fat ass
>
> (!) a tight ass
>
> (_*_) a sore ass
>
> _!_{} a swishy ass
>
> (_o_) an ass that's been around
>
> (_x_) kiss my ass
>
> (_X_) leave my ass alone
>
> (_zzz_) a tired ass
>
> (_o^^o_) a wise ass
>
> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
>
> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
>
> (_?_) Dumb Ass”

“Loopy Diaper Butt..... Perfect!”

“Hello, my name is squeezit giggle buns.”

“Buddur, nice ass.

My name is stinky chickenbuns.”

“Booger wafflesniffer reporting in!”

“~" dorkey chuckle chunks "~”

“buttercup burger-nose? that is so silly. (but fun)

AmyG, how'd you DO that?! Cooool!!!”

“Booger Girdlefanny at your service? I think I like just plain Stud better”

“I'm pretty damn silly! You just gotta BP with me to find out.
Fiery Gizzard: April 28 - 29.”

“I've been in the goofiest mood for the last few days. Tonight at work, I'm a cashier in a convenience store/gas station, I had a lot of fun.

I have this obnoxious hot pink cast on my right arm. Not one woman asked me what happened to my hand but lots of men did. I told them, "I broke it falling out of bed while having wild sex." No two reactions were the same and they were all delightful!! I had a lot of fun. :o)”

“loopy cootiebrain eaves dropping”