SINGLE?

“So how many single people are there here?
Who is single?”

“Well I only see one of me at the moment, but I'll ask my wife to confirm this when I get home.”

“Not me. I've been married to the same woman for almost 36 years. I can't even get time off for good behavior.”

“I've been single for many years now, and I enjoy it. I've dated on and off but no serious relationships. Dating can be fun.

I will admit, I don't think I'd mind settling down. It's been a while. Life's more fun when you can share it with a friend.

Chuck”

“I'm not married, but my wife is.”

“Hey Nav thats my line!”

“Been single for about 5 yrs. Still tryin to find the Perfect Woman.



..... But Havin fun!”

“Single? What about Kraft Singles? There are many, many uses!

1. eat plain
2. put in a sandwich
3. put in tacos
4. put on pizza (mmm...extra cheesy)
5. shred it (be careful of your knuckles!) then crush it
in your hand to make a "cheese turd"
6. coaster for drinks
7. squeese out the oil to moisturize lips
8. mix with tuna for a sandwich
9. on top of spaghetti
10. shred for arm exercise
11. slice and bite into shapes
12. in salad
13. on a potato
14. grow mold for science experiment
15. when you run out of fabric for quilts
16. fish bait
17. on popcorn
18. coat with sugar for a cheese candy
19. cheese cake
20. make bricks by squeezing several large packs together, then build a house with the bricks
21. give it to the poor (this will make you look good)
22. melt on crackers
23. make nachos
24. use as a substitute napkin
25. make your own cheezwhiz
26. food fight!
27. cheese omelet
28. roll it up and use as a telescope
29. as a substitute for a post it note
30. emergency washcloth (don't mind the smell)
31. put in your bath to make your skin silky smooth
32. poison it and feed it to friends on TrailTalk campout
33. bookmark
34. set it out for a couple days so it's dry, then gross someone out with it
35. eye soother, like cucumbers
36. make puppets and entertain your friends
37. replacement for toilet paper (once again, don't mind the smell)
38. use as a saddle for riding your larger pets
39. use as the subject of a still-life drawing
40. use it to inspire poetry/songs
41. use instead of a moist towlette for a cheesy good time!
42. scrub your carpet w/ it to give it an interesting color (& smell)
43. use big blocks (like for #20) as a thighmaster
44. shove into your computer's floppy disk drive
45. put it in an electrical outlet and see what happens. try it in the dark.
46. decorate your room
47. put it in your parents' bed for a fun surprise
48. when dry, use as sidewalk chalk
49. wash your windows with it
50. put it down your shirt for a wild time”

“I was married 17 years, split years ago.”

“oops split 5 years ago”

“excuse me, but is this the way to the snackbar?

mmmmhmmmm!

>;oP”

“Snackboy.....GET HELP!!!!!”

“I'm a swm. About 6' and 175lbs. Blackish hair with greenish/brown eyes with olively skin tone. Nevered married, no kids, been close though, had something to do with maturity I think. What gives!!!

I reek like a republican most of the time but have moments of liberalism to balance out the odor.

You either will hate me or love me its that simple. Was labeled a karma killer one time ago because I was bold and spoke the truth. Funny how opposites can attract.

Being single has its moments just like being in a relationship will have theres.”

“I vowed long ago not to get married before I reached 30. Uh-oh only 2 years left!!”

“hell,
I'm 19 and there is not a single guy out there who can keep up with me at this point in time, so why bother. Anyways it is more fun to have several then just one, who wants to be tied down.”

“I'm not but das o tay”

“yep, never been married.”

“cockroach, You can always make another vow. Besides, you can't get married until you've had me, but then you'd be spoiled and never want to get married. I don't want you to die a lonely old man. hmmm... Go ahead and get married. ;o)”

“I used to be single. Now I'm married.”

“Ms.Trail "...who wants to be tied down?"

What a tease!”

“It took nineteen years for me to marry the girl of my dreams. Well, that`s not true, I didn`t meet her until I was almost seven, but I knew I loved her even then. We became good and fast friends and shared some great times and all our secrets. I told her in the eigth grade I was going to marry her, boy, she laughed at me, but almost five years later we did get married and we still are. Even with the person of your dreams it isn`t always easy, but if it`s with your best friend too, you can work through almost anything and stay together. Single, no... I`ve been marreid for almost all my life!”

“Retired Army Special Forces, currently consultant to Federal State and local governments on Counter Terrorism and use of Military Intelligence by civil authority, 49, blue eyes, Glasses, 5'9", shaved bald, seeks hiking partner.

Signed the papers today, officially single thirty calendar days from today. I'm not cheap, but I can be had, let's negotiate.

15 years of married life, 7 happy. Seeks "PROOF OF LIFE" after divorce, intends expanded trekking through use of Urban Assault Vehicle-W, replete with new pack, boots and attitude.

No emotional baggage, that's all her's, I've been single for the last two years, this just makes it official.....

Now free to "Hike My Own Hike".”

“Heck, I just read my own post, and I have to add a new thought, one I haven't uttered in twenty years....

"ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!"”

“I am definitely singular. Used to be, I thought I was incomplete...now I realize, no one can complete me, but complementary hues wouldn't be objectionable. Don't worry about it like I used to; I'm single by choice.

Every time I hear the word 'marriage', I just laugh. Partly because I keep hearing that guy in Princess Bride: "mawwiage...o mawwiage'.

Besides, how can you promise to feel the same way until death due yoo part? (duck) No I'm not afraid of committment :)

But I do favor living in the moment.”

“I spent a couple years looking for Ms. Right. I soon discovered that I there was a lot to be said for Ms. RightNow.”

“I married Ms. Right. I found out later her first name was "always".

(I know, old, old joke)”

“he he bacpac”

“okay Sunshine I'll go ahead and get married but I'll still think about you when I'm with my wife.

Uh-oh...That'll come back to haunt me...not even married yet and I'm already in trouble with the wife. ;D”

“Just bought a Kelty Clark.

Do I get points for answering the question with GEAR?”

“YO!”

“my favorite pickup line, works everytime:
those must be space pants, cuz your ass is outta this world!”

“Bonzai, awsome movie.

"mawwiage is what bwings us togevah today..."

I'm very single. I was at one time engaged - EEK! No longer - phew!

Serious relationiship isn't important to me right now. A few dates, sure, but I'm not lookin for that special person right now. Just finishin' up school and havin' fun.”

“I would really like to se a picture of JesterTrail!”

“What does single mean?”

“I'm single, but...

"I'm reviewing the situation!
Can a fellow be a villian all his life?
All the trials and tribulations -
...think I'll settle down and get meself a wife!

A wife can cook for me and sew for me,
And come for me and go for me,
And go for me and nag at me,
The fingers she will wag at me!
The money she will take from me?
A misery she'll make from me!

...I think I better think it out again!"

~ Fagan
from the musical Oliver!”

“Single all of my 21 years...

oops... I mean I've BEEN single for 21 years. It has its downside, but until the obvious changes, I make the most of it.

Now... where did I put that dating game?”

“I'm 19 ans single. I've browsed a little, but never found a girl who could match the pace. So until someone catches up, this is how I'll remain.”

“Technecally I'm single but just not available.”

“Recently singled out. Met a terrific girl. She hikes, she bikes, she skiis. Life is good. Life is real good!”

“single”

“49 and single for just over 2 years. I like it a lot better than I did most of the 23 year married years. I'm almost ready to be close with someone again. A hiking buddy, friend, and snuggle partner. Maybe a person who could be all three.”

“I'm single whenever my husband is not with me.”

“Does he know that Mel?”

“Who wants to know?
And why?”

“married 19 years.........single 13 years, but raising a son, work, coed sports and a few dates here and there .......cant say i have been lonely......

i am single, but i am OM so, i feel connected as corn and at one with all .......”

“Nope. But I do own a Kelty Clark for those times when she can't make it out with me.”

“Me too... aside from a few little people who inhabit my home & heart! 29(30 in March) and single now for almost 6 years.

Have to say that although I miss having someone in my life, I don't need them around just to make life worthwhile.”

“What a coincidence that this thread came up.lol I will be single but will carry baggage for a short time. 6' brown hair with shades of grey on what is left, physically fit, good job, no money, spends lots of time with children, hikes, bikes, fishes, hunts,no money, enjoys the arts, spends way to much time reading anything, no money, loves animals, loves trees, no money, loves to travel if I had money, good sense of humor, likes alone time,no money, loves to mingle with others and by the way did I mention that I don't have any money.”