This is so incredably Fake

“I actually got bored enough to watch pro wrestling. It's like watching a bad movie. They don't even try to make it look real. In the last match, one of the guys was "punching" the other and missed half the shots, but the other guy still flinched. It's really pathetic.”

“Hey, The SHOW must go on.”

“The Superfly lives on!!!!”

“WWF ain't the same since Mick Foley quit being Mankind. I stopped watching it then.”

“Its all degrading to society”

“I personally don't like this sport, because I don't like to see men handling each other the way they do, yuck.”

“For some reason people just love this stuff. I can't figure it out.”

“LH, It's not really a sport. It's like a comedy act turned very wrong.”

“Soap opera for folks who are missing most of their teeth.”

“Anyone remember Flying Fred Curry?”

“How about George "The Animal" Steele?”

“deathmarch--you can't spell.”

“One typo and you hurl an insult Facemelter?”

“Facemelter is just living by WWF rules and values.”

“"I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way." -- Mark Twain”

“It just ain't been the same since Jimmy Dancing Bear left the scene...

At my middle school, we had two opposing teams. I was "Joey Dancing Bear". One of my Partners was "Kenny Colt" (from Buddy Colt). We had a couple of other members (I don't remember their ring names) and a manager. We were the "bad" guys. We would sometimes have mass "fights" - sometimes we'd win, sometimes we'd lose. If one side caught a member of the opposite team alone... well, it wouldn't be pretty! I think those were the days when I learned that I could RUN LIKE A MOFO! LOL!

I remember once when three of "us" were being approached by five or six of "them". Kenny and I threw Mac to the ground and RAN LIKE HELL! Poor Mac - they "beat" the punk out of him!

goooooooood times!”

“Roller Derby was the best. Alot of it was staged but I saw a manager get his arm broken with a steel chair and the athleticism was apparent when you were there. Racquel Welch made a movie (Bay city Bombers?) which I've been trying to find on video. It was really a good game with great rules.”

“Deathmarch, you JUST figured this out? where do you live?”