Bonanza

“We chased lady luck, 'til we finally struck Bonanza .
With a gun and a rope and a hat full of hope, planted a family tree.
We got hold of a pot of gold, Bonanza .
With a horse and a saddle, and a range full of cattle, how rich can a fellow be?

On this land we put our brand, Cartwright is the name, fortune smiled, the day we filed the Ponderosa claim.
Here in the West, we're livin' the best, Bonanza .
If anyone fights any one of us, he's gonna fight with me, Bonanza .
Hoss and Joe and Adam know every rock and pine, no one works, fights, or eats, like those boys of mine.

Here we stand in the middle of a grand Bonanza .
With a gun and a rope and a hat full of hope, planted a family tree.
We got hold of a potful of gold, Bonanza .
With a houseful of friends where the rainbow ends, how rich can a fellow be?

With the friendliest, fightingist, loving band, that ever set foot in the promised land, and we're happier than them all.
That's why we call it Bonanza .”

“Coming from snackboy, you'd think this would be "bananza."”

“Visted the Ponderosa once. Did the pancake breakfast thing. Good stuff!”

“tommy, do you mean "bananas"?

I loved that show because of the horses, and that Adam was pretty hottttt!”

“I are more hotter than Adam!”

“Clint Eastwood is the man”

“yes I know he wasn't on Bonanza.”

“Little disclaimer there DM”