Are you an Adulterer?

“So how many of you are alduterers? Do you do any other sports? Hmmm Come on, fess up. I know you do.”

“I've never been in any sports. Unless your considering BPing a sport? But BPing isn't a sport cause it's not a game. No points to be earned.”

“I'd have to get a new trail name before I could answer that question.”

“Does playing golf without letting the wife know count?”

“sport: Any physical activity outdoor or indoor, team based or not. IE, what do you besides bping, laying around, drinking beer, and posting on TT?”

“Golf, Golf, Golf and more Golf.

I'm sorry!”

“bicycle commuter, 25 miles/3-4 days per week.

cross country ski, not nearly enough. snow shoe some

hike

limited mountain biking, prefer forest service roads and the like.”

“Nobody in their right mind would answer that question here.
And as for sports?
Indoors and outdoors are fine by me.”

“Who isn't?”

“I've already got one B#@ch the last thing I need is another one! now activities that keep me away well thats a whole other story.”

“adulterate:: to corrupt, debase, or make impure by the addition of a foreign or inferior substance or element; especially : to prepare for sale by replacing more valuable with less valuable or inert ingredients

I regularly cut my conscience with a bit of ego-tripping. Of course I'm an adulterer.”

“DM99 - Don't expect to get and "valid and reliable" data.

Answers:

Adultery: No! (The fact that I am still alive is clear proof.)

Other sports: Fishing, skiing, outdoor cooking (Dutch oven, grilling, smoking, deep frying). I enjoy golf but seldom go anymore.”

“"So how many of you are adulterers? Do you know any other sports?"
"sport: Any physical activity indoor or outdoor, team based or not."

DM, does this mean you're considering adultery a sport?? If so, how on earth do you score something like that??? ;-P”

“Maybe! LOL”

“Let me answer this way.

Other Outdoor activity: Fishing & Photography
I was into rock climbing but after a work injury a few years ago, I lost some use of my left hand so I'm retired from that activity now.”

“Not at the moment.
Why?
You have something special in mind?”

“Big time, I ski, downhill and cross country. Snowshoe, bike, canoe, kayak, swim, beach comb, barbque, theater, movies, rafting, sledding...

Oh, my mistresses are many.”

“Rock climbing, mountaineering, mountain biking, snow camping, skiing, trail running, and basically anything that takes me far away from warm weather and water. The latter which, despite 25 years of effort, still scares the crap out of me.

Oh, and thanks to the gun thread, I'll soon be taking up hunting again. Yes, it does satisfy some sort of urge or instict, but it is also to put meat on my table.”

“dm, maybe you should ask the unhappily married people on the "married happily or unhappily" thread :{}”

“He doesn't have to go over there, some of us are over here.
~;>”

“I was talking about adultery from your marrage to bping.

BTW I must confess that I am starting to get into Mbiking and road biking. Guess there are more roads and single tracks around here then hiking trails.”

“I confess to once helping a married woman do the A thing.”

“Jeez, I guess my name says it all.”

“So, you want to know if we cheat on our backpacks? If we sneak around behind our hiking boots? If we drink water out of the tap without telling our purifiers?”

“ski, mountain biking, hunting, fishing, softball, basketball,raquetball, weight lifting, badmiton, clam digging, loafing, skateboarding, running, hiking, eating, s@x, swimming the list goes on, when you have active children the more sports you take on. did I mention s@x.”

“Oh woe is me! I confess, I did it!! I snuck around behind my boots... :-(

Dear sweet Raichle, please don't leave me! Where will I ever find boots as strong, silent and sturdy as you??? I promise to never wear a different pair of hiking boots again! ;-P”

“Lobo....... didn't know you played an instrument. Mooooooooohahahahaaha”

“It's not considered a sport but I'm doing some blacksmithing now. Trust me, standing over a fire from hell and forging iron is a pretty good work out.”

“Fishing, canoeing, cycling, softball(seldom anymore. My wife runs marathons, can I get any points for that?”

“Lobo
You play the Sax?”

“Using the Clintonian rationale, it's impossible for me to be "an adulterer" because I am a male. But the "eye offendeth" and so by another rationale I might as well be doin' it and enjoyin' it.
While a chapter on "connubial bliss" belongs in a book that contains other chapters on the Unicorn, for 15+ years (which incidentally are kid-free, thank heavens)I have been faithful in spite of myriad daily "impure thoughts." At any rate, considering our financial symbiosis and the fact that I go backpacking whenever I want (the ol' lady only comes coupla times a year, and eschews winter excursions, my favorite), there is way too much to lose for a fleeting dalliance. Curiously, I have a friend who is supposedly backpacking with me while really he's out hoe-in'. Go figure.”

“I run for fun and exercise 9 mos/yr and swim lengths the other 3. My goal is to run a marathon once.

I ride my bike on weekends. I should ride a lot more instead of driving but I live pretty far out. I rode everywhere as a kid.

I canoe in the spring when the local rivers are high. Not enough time to paddle more - too busy hikin! I want to build a kayak someday, already have the patterns.

I just started x-country skiing this winter and LOVE it. This could approach bp'ing as being my favorite. Snowshoe occasionally.

Also bow and rifle hunt. I really only rifle hunt 'cause the kids like it tho. Want to fish more.

Does this make me a tramp? ;-)”

“Only in my heart. Seriously,I bike alot,swim,a little weight lifting,run two plus miles a day,canoe and thats about it.”

“forgive me father backpack and sister boots...
i am addicted to playing on a drinking team with a softball problem....
now i have a kayak and run to any body of water i can on the weekends and get a paddling and right after temple too!
Then there is the unforgivable...I ride my bike to work 3 days a week......oh and i have met non-savory characters at the raquetball courts at night.......
sometimes when really lonely....i pick up a frisbee........

and i committed the most unforgivable sin this weekend.....i was supposed to meet raddy and mrs. raddy and crew for a hike and i let the foul weather keep me indoors for some indoor sports...:).....i am easily led astray from the paths
sigh.....”

“Oh so many things, so little time for all of them! Swimming, softball, a bit of sking (cross country and downhill). Lately alot of baby tote'n. I've heard my backpack is jealous of the baby sling.”

“No I'm not. Why? What have you heard?”

“OM,

you were right about the severe weather, though!

"ridin' the storm out!"”

“and, in keeping with the thread...

i MIGHT give up an overnighter this weekend so i can go to a party.

how do y'all have time for all this other stuff, when there is so much hiking to do?????”

“"Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat, nothin but the ......."

Married woman make the best lovers!!!

I won't mow a neighbors lawn if it was not neglected first like wise I won't venture to another well until mine ran dry.

That aside lets tee it up!! They don't call me "Shank O'Malley" for nothing.”

“i-am-om, Careful or you will be the next topic on the "Religious Squabbling" thread.”

“It's not a sport unless someone gets hit. All others are activities, hobbies, and games.

That being said, no. I'll get back into sport someday, but not today.”

“Climbing, mtn biking, road biking, trail running. I don't know where I'm going but I going far and fast.”

“I spent the other day fooling around with my car camping gear.
Does that count?”

“You have car camping gear?????? Shame on you Mel!”

“Hey!
I'm a well-rounded camper.
I swing both ways.
Why have a car if you don't camp with it?”

“Is eating a sport? I think I'll take up sock darning.”

“I like to mountain bike ocasionally,rapelling, light climbing,play softball, basketball,sing,play guitar and harmonica and I also love to cook.I have recently been intrigued with sport of Rugby.”

“rugby kicks ass”

“Many are my loves, indoors and outside
if I say different, you`d know I lied
and I`m always involved with a love thing, of sorts
because I have a love of wild things, even sports
no one love can ever hold me, that much I know is true
because I never start a love, that it doesn`t cause two
and the beast within me has a hunger and it needs to eat
that`s caused this never ending search, YES, I often cheat”

“I'm not even an adult!”